Call of oneshots

(BO) Richtofen x Zombie! Reader

Loverman
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"Wheres that god damn german gone off to now?" Tank huffed, annoyed. Takeo stood beside him, watching over the zombies try and plow through the defense theyve set up.

"What? Who are we looking for?" Nikolai stopped, looking over at the duo that stood by the window, watching out.

"Oh..that pesky german?" He laughed.

"Does he have a girlfriend or something?" Takeo shrugged.

"Takeo its a fucking apocalypse!" Tank whacked him on the shoulder, earning an ouch from him in return.

"Who are Zhou guyz looking for?"

"Well, well, well, Loverman showed up!" Dempsey teased.

"How..." Edward Richtofen, astonished, stated. The mans furrowed brows gave away his position.

"Whats she like?" Takeo asked.

"...well...to put it in za way you could understand..." he nervously stuttered, leading on his sentence on purpose.

"My girlfriend is a zombie."
- "Ouch! Whyd zhou hit me for?!"

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"Hhhhhhrichtoffen?" The Zombie girl moaned out. Her body was more in a humane state, but still weak as sort of being a zombified person.

"Y/N." He smiled, staying a distance fromnher as usual, just incase the zombie instincts kick in and she bites him.

"Onnneeee dayyy, i wannntt to hhhhhold you in mmmmyyy arrrmsss..." she smiled, keeping both of her hands to herself.

Her smile shined brighter than the sun, or so he thought. His heart raced at his own stupidity to fall in love with the undead.

"I want to hug you too." He spoke softly, but smooth like butter. He stood with arms crossed, feeling the sun heat up wherever to shined on him.

"Hey! Whos that!" Nikolai, the hunk of russian, speedwalked over to Richtofen. Y/N jumped in surprise, and bolted in the opposite direction.

"Agh, i scared her. Sorry German." He patted richtofens shoulder apologetically.

Rustling was heard in the bushes, lining the dead silent streets that Richtofen roamed. He moved quickly but silently.

He got closer, seeing two bright eyes peek out.

"Hh..hrichtofen?" She questioned, looking at his facial structure. He smiled softly, seeing her examine his own face.

"I may not live for long..so,"

He hoisted her out of the bushes, lifting her into his arms. They giggled together, nervous but excited.

In embarrassment, she clung onto him comfortably. Y/Ns head buried into the crook of his neck as he enveloped her into a hug.

"So thats the girlfriend!" Tank clapped his hands.

Y/N jolted up, in fear. Panic arose from within her zombified legs, up to her arms and to her chest.

"Zhes not going to hurt you, and if zhe does, then off with his head!" He chanted gracefully.

She smiled, finding comfort in his presence alone.

Nikolai and takeo were hiding behind a pole, smart choice. Takeo marveled at her half zombie, half human state.

"How is that even possible?" Tank murmured.

"Wellll, iiiiii wwaaassss boorrrnnn a zzzombbbieee. I caaammeee frrooommm a ciivv..ciivvviilizatioonn." Y/N tried to speak clearly.

"Thereee aaree morrre zommbiiffffieddd Hummanssss wheereee i was rraaiisseedd."

"Zombified humans?" Tank asked.

The german had put her down and stood behind her. She played with her hair, continuing.

"Noo oonnneee knowss exxactly whhere we cammeee frommm. But we hhhave cittiiesss. Ittss likkkeee normaall huuumans." Y/N nodded.

"Then how old are you?"

"32."

"Also whhooo arreee ttheee talll peeeoppleee starinnggg attt uss behinddd the poollleeee??"

"Zhe one with Zhe hat is Nikolai, hes russian, and takeo is Japanese." Richtofen answered.

"Zhey are all my friends. They wanted to meet you, because Zhey noticed ive been gone for a while."

"Loverman here was gone for hours on end."

"Lovermaaan?" She chirped, listening to the word roll of her undead tongue.

"It suuuitsss yoou!" She snickered.

Edward immediately turned red as a beet, objecting. "No! It does not!" He called playfully.

"My Loverman! Edwaaarrddd Loovvermaan Richhttoofffeenn." She smiled proudly.

"Oh my, youre just so cute, Y/N." Edward lifted her back up.

"You make me wish i could run away with you." He whispered into her ear.