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(BOCW) Zombie HEADCANNONS

Fluff headcannons for the Zombies creatures + klaus <3

..dont judge me..

KLAUS

- "darling, need help?" Whenever you need assistance with zombie slaughter, Klaus would pop in without payment specifically for you..fuck ya teammates

- although in the easteregg (SPOILER) he did say "It does feel nice to be needed" and dies, he would say it just being by your side and not go through with the easteregg.

- you'd fight until you drop, and klaus is so against this, so he normally pops out just to make sure you get good rest safely.

- if you ever got infected, he would hide you away. He could never come to terms with something he didnt mean for to happen. And he would never let anyone injure you.

MIMIC

- *insert immense grumble*

- you get a scratch? Immediately goes fucking bounty hunting.

- kinda like a dog, but mimics were also human once, so they still know basic human contact, like hand holding, cuddling and piggy back rides.

- most Zombies know to leave you alone when seen with the mimic. So do other mimics and manglers.

- will pull you in as if theyre going to bite you, but will hug you instead.

- please give it head pats.

(I normally call mimics by They, she, he and it)

MANGLER

- "Да, i will protect you, worry not."

- a knight in shining armor..minus the Knight and Plus the zombie.

- sometimes hes shy to ask for Cuddles, hugs or hand holding, so youll have to initiate it first.

- WILL hive you piggyback rides but like to just hoist you up unannounced.

- enjoys your little giggles or gasps when you dont expect a certain action with him.

- his favorite way to carry you is bridal style. Although he does have a mouth, he cant exactly kiss you so he just nudges his head and rests it against yours.

- if you were ever turned he would make sure youd never get injured again, itd probably crush him though because he trusted his zombie mates to not infect you.

- most creatures know to stay away from you when seen with mangler or not.

MEGATON

- "youre labeled dont touch...got it?"

- he takes very good care of you, especially montoring food sources. He may have forced your team to like you...to spare them.

- will only spare things at your request

- think of him as a king, and you the queen/king/monarch.

- nobody will frigging touch you, not even teammates. Hes very protective.

- if he was a human, he doesnt remember shit but tries his best to atleast hold hands.

- your seat? His shoulder, fuck off peasants.

- will carry you with one hand or on his shoulder.

- very reassuring when it comes to injuries (somehow)

- if you ever get turned, he will let you have your fun slaughtering anyone else, but the moment he feels off he will become standoffish, making sure you dont get hurt in this new life.

MEGATON SPLITS

- "Itll be hard to share!"
"Yes..yes it will..."

- split one is named "Mega" and the other "Aton"

- Aton is more Protective, But Mega is more fluffy and open, but theyre both equally as fierce.

- they do realize they were one at one point, and come to you for reassurance.

- theyre even more dangerous now, so your teammates probably fucking Left..weaver confused man

- DOUBLE PIGGY BACK (rip aton)

- If you ever get infected, now theyll have fun with you...fun being theyd teach you how exactly to go through people like dominos.

- "just because we split doesn't mean we love you any less."

SOLDAT

- "Y/N, what is that thing you humans do again? Kind of cute, no?"

- cradels you, making sure you dont get caught on fire

- in berlin, klaus attacked him so they made a truce, so now whenever hes off doing something Klaus protects you mostly.

- he is so AWKWARD but he tries <3

- impresses you with making hearts out of his flaming gadget hand.

- tem..tempissed off..tempest..when someone tries to get you to exfil

- kravchenko? He will fucking mURDER HIM

- he also cares about your raptor one pilot for some reason.

- just like megaton, he will spare things at your request because he hates you upset.

- if you were infected, he might just kill you, just because he doesnt want you to hurt no more. But he probably will decide against it and just keep you on his shoulder 24/7.