Call of oneshots

(BO)Nikolai x Sleepy reader

Cramps
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"Y/N!"

Y/N jumped harshly at her name being called. She yawned quickly, rubbing her eyes.

"Huh? Hm? What? Hello?" Y/N opened her door, realizing she needed to look up in order to see the face that called her.

"...were you sleeping again?" Nikolai sighed, holding the bridge of his nose.

"Maybe!" Y/N laughed.

"Why are you always sleeping, woman?" He questioned. He gasped, realizing a possible answer.

"You stole my vodka!"

"PAUSE! Pause, pause, pause!" Y/N nervously sweated. She hadnt even stolen the vodka in the first place.

"Huh?" Nikolai grunted, playfully narrowing his eyes down to her face.

Her hands were up in defense, landing on his chest to put him back outside. In a quick reaction, she shut the door, locking it.

Yawning again, she fell right back asleep.

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Her sleep didn't last too long. When she awoke, her door was never to be seen. She audibly "huh"ed and sat upright, only to have a cramp in her neck.

(IF YOU EVER EXPERIENCED NECK CRAMPS, I FEEL YOU)

"Fuck! Frickity, fucky, wuck." Y/N yelled, her hands clasping to the area where it hurt the most.

She reopened her eyes to see a familiar face at the doorway of her room.

"..." Y/N looked at him.

"..." he silently watched her hold her neck, trying to work out what to say.

"So i may have drank all the vodka." Nikolai laughed nervously.

"Im sorry for playing you, Y/N."

"Its no prob- ah!" Y/N flinched again when she retracted her hands from her cramping neck.

"What happened?"

"Neck hurt! Neck cramp!"

"Stay still." He grumbled, sitting besides her and using his large hands to rub circles around the spot she previously clenched.

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Hearing moans from the hallway, Takeo shrugged it off, maybe someone was stretching.

The japanese mans thoughts raced as he heard more inconvenient moans and groans followed by it. He nervously sweated, moving into the hallway where the sounds seemed to emit from.

Takeo let go a breath he didnt realize he held after he entered the hallway, realizing Y/Ns bedroom door was nowhere to be found. Her bedroom was in the hallway.

Takeos eyes widened, running back quickly to where Richtofen and Dempsey were.

"Did you hear something?"

"No, i think it mightve just been the rattle of your not so good door."

"Alright..continue please..ah, that feels nice. Right there!"

Richtofen, Dempsey and Takeo were camped outside the room, bewildered. Richtofen looked dumbfounded while Tank had a pained expression on his face, holding back a laugh. Takeo was petrified, holding his head in his hands.

"Thanks for the massage, Nikolai. I didnt know neck cramps could get so bad.." Y/N sighed, hearing three other sighs.

She rushed out to her doorway, looking down and seeing three men crouched down nect to eachother.