Call of oneshots

Price x Reader

Knock on wood/ive got your nose
Fem reader
Fluff
Warning : sexual harrassment, blood
Requested by : BlissfulTien
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"Y/N, Youre gonna be alright while im in the water?" John asked his wife, Y/N. Soap, Charly, Thorne and Ghost stood there very awkwardly, fiddling with their fingers, like kids.

"Yes, now go you big babies!" She pecked a kiss to Johns forehead. He gave her a big smile, kissed her cheek and made his way into the water with everyone else.

Charly had stayed back, since she didnt really feel like swimming. Y/N and charly just had a fun time building sand castles, with a moat around them somehow.

"Alright, we just need to fill this baby in with water," Charly said, referring to the moat.

"I have a small bucket, i'll go get some."

The sun sure was blistering hot. Y/N was wearing a strapless top, and since it was colored black, it didnt really help her case. But her shorts did, because thankfully they were white.

Charly was wearing a one piece, that was colored white, which DID help her case.

As Y/N bent down to dip the bucket to collect the water, a sudden movememt, and unwanted one, was felt at her rear.

She immediately stood upright, and whipped around.

"A beauty like you should be wearing a bikini, no?" The person behind her projected.

"Shitty attempt to flatter me, but i frankly do not care."

"Stupid bitch-"

"This stupid bitch is married and serves in the military."

"Youd have some fun with me, i know your husbands at home probably fucking someone that isnt you." He smirked, still attempting to get his way with me.

"Im married to a captain, and it appears to me that he is also staring at you right now." Y/N splashed the water on the man, getting it into his eyes.

On instinct, the guy immediately went to rub out his eyes, yelling out curses directed at Y/N.

"Knock on wood that you wont die." A metallic jingle rung through his ears as Y/N fitted on her trusty Brass Knuckles, that were hidden in her short pockets.

And of course, Charlotte was recording everything, and Y/N didnt know until she heard a faint "fuck him up!".

"Bet."

CRUNCH

"Got your nose."

The man fell to the sand, with blood oozing out of his nose. Y/N got on top of him and thankfully chose not to uppercut him.

But she did stomp his balls and Punch him more times.

"Dont make me disfigure you." She hissed.

"Im sorry! Im sorry! I was just playing around!"

"Playing around?" She scoffed, and started punching, kicking, spitting and laughing on him.

She held back her arm for the finishing blow, but a strong arm held hers back.

"Now, Y/N," John spoke sternly, but jokingly.

"FINE." Y/N playfully gave up.

"Wot happened here?" Ghost murmured, rubbing his eyes.

"Sum Guy sexually harrased Y/N, and She had more than just words for him." Charly giggled.

"In fact, i have it recorded."

"Oi, send it to me!" He pointed a finger at her.

"Im not gonna lie, that was hot." Price Muttered, covering his mouth, in hopes no one would hear it.

"E-Excuse me????"