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Stupid Riddles part 3

Oswald POV, continued

I groan softly, opening my eyes. I'm tied to a chair in a warehouse.

Oh, if Ed did this, I will kill him myself...

"Ah, you're awake! I was worried I'd killed you." A man's voice says proudly.

"Who are you? What is going on?" I say demandingly.

"Oh, I'm just a lowly serial killer who wants to kill the former mayor." The man says arrogantly.

I look behind him and see a dreadful, miserable looking figure tied to a chair, wearing a dirty green three piece suit.

"Ed?" I say quietly, shocked. He groans, rolling his head back as he opens his eyes.

"Wha?" He says quietly, confused, looking around. His eyes land on me, immediately recognizing me.

"Oswald." He says coldly.

"Ed." I say shakily, trying to hold back the emotions.

"You look well. A little thicker in the middle." He says quietly. "Actually, a lot thicker. Yikes."
Suddenly, our captor's phone starts ringing.

"Ugh. I gotta go take this. It's my sister, she's pregnant and DRIVING ME INSANE!" he yells dramatically, leaving the room.

"Ed, I have to tell you and Riddler something." I say shakily, staring at him.

"What? You're sorry about Isabella? You wish you could go back and change it? You want to start ove--"

"I'm pregnant with twins and you're the father." I say quickly, cutting him off.

"What? Oswald, you do know that men can't get pregnant, right? Is this a joke to you?" Ed snaps, annoyed.

"I'm not joking, Edward. I'm pregnant. This is real. I found out a week after you left." I say shakily.

"Fuck." He says quietly, staring at my belly. "This is really happening?"

"Yeah. I just wish it could've happened differently." I say quietly.

"I'm getting us out of here." Riddler says, smirking at me.

"I'm good with whatever you have planned, My Love." I say warmly, smirking back.

When the psycho walks back into the room, Riddler frees his hands, grabs the maniac's gun, shooting him in the back. The freak crumples to the group, paralyzed and in agonizing pain. Riddler unties his feet and runs over to untie me.

"Come on, let's get you out of here." He says quietly, helping me hobble out of there.

Once we're outside, that's when a sudden, agonizing pain hits me hard in the abdomen.

"Oh, God!" I cry out, crumbling to the ground in pain. The whole world started spinning as my vision blacks out.

I wake up in a hospital, tired and confused. I look around and see Riddler in the chair next to me, holding two little bundles of blankets in his long, thin arms.

"Riddler?" I say shakily.

"Hey, look who's up. I called 911 after you passed out. The ambulance brought you here and Dr Hamilton did a c-section. I was scared to death that something bad would happen to you, Oswald. But here we are." He says warmly, smiling down at our little twins.

"Do you want to hold them?" He says quietly.

"Yeah..." I say quietly, carefully sitting up a little. Riddler carefully lays the two little newborns in my arms.

"A boy and a girl." He says warmly, smiling at me and the babies. I can't help but stare at them. They're just so beautiful...

"They're so beautiful." I say shakily. I feel like I might cry. I look over at him.

"Are you Riddler or Edward right now?" I ask.

"I think I'm both." He says quietly, bewildered.

"I love you so much." I say shakily, looking back down at our babies. "I love you. I don't know what I'd do without you. I--" I burst into happy tears.

"I don't know what I'd do without you, either." Ed says, placing a hand on my shoulder.

"Will you marry me?" He asks suddenly. I look up at him, unable to believe my ears.

"What?" I say shakily.

"Will you marry me?" Ed repeats, staring at me with those beautiful brown eyes.

"Yes. Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" I say happily, smiling like a lunatic. Ed leans over and kisses me softly.

"Oh my God, Pengy, I just got a call from Dr Hamilto-- oh my God, what is he doing here?!" Ivy says in shock. Ed backs away awkwardly.

"We were kidnapped and he got us out of there. I went into labor and passes out. He called 911 and rode in the ambulance with me to the hospital. And here we are." I say warmly, gazing at our little twins.

"So, you two have made up, huh?" Ivy says, confused.

"Yeah. We're getting married." Ed says warmly, smiling. I thought Ivy's eyes were gonna pop out of her head.

"Oh, my God, really?! This really is a happy ending!" Ivy says happily, jumping up and down and running over and grabbing Ed in a tight hug.

"Oh, my God, I am so happy right now!" She says excitedly. She gasps when she sees the twins in my arms.

"Oh, they are so beautiful! Oh, Pengy, she has your eyes and Ed's nose!" She exclaims. "Have you thought of any names?"

"I don't know--"

"Ethan Edward Elijah and Emily Isabelle Gertrude." I cut him off.

"Oh, my God, those names are perfect!" Ivy says, smiling.

"Yeah, that's their names..." Ed sighs, sitting down in the chair beside me.

Three months later, me and Ed got married.

And we lived happily ever after....

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•The end•
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