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We kill The Batman

Post finale

Joker brings together a deadly group of villains for a very important mission: kill the batman...with new chaotic villain Harvey two-face on the team...

"Now, I've called you all here for a very important mission. In this room are the best of the best, and the worst of the worst. Riddler, Penguin, Catwoman, Deadshot, Killer croc, El Diablo, Katana, Mr Zsasz, Nocturna, Jezebel Jet, White Rabbit, Solomon Grundy, Bane, Scarecrow, Firefly, Mr Freeze, Mad Hatter, Harley Quinn back with us, and my new right hand woman Punchline. Now be nice to punchline she's very shy. And has a helluva temper, so watch it."

"You missed one..." A disfigured man says quietly.

All heads turn to look at the newcomer.

"And what would your name be?" Joker asks.

"Harvey Dent."

The criminals gasp in shock, horrified by the fact that the district attorney Harvey Dent sits at their table.

"You here to arrest us? Send us back to the slammer? Or the nuthouse?" Harley asks harshly.

"I'm here to help you take down the Batman..." Dent answers coldly.

He flips his lucky coin up in the air, catching it.

"How bout this? Heads, you get to keep your heads, tails....not so lucky..." Dent flips the coin again.

"Heads. You're keeping your heads." He says darkly.

"Denty, don't threaten the clown prince of crime." Joker says darkly.

"My name is Harvey two-face from now on, clown face." Face says quietly, holding his coin.

"Let me help you take down the bat." He says darkly.

"Fine. Let's go" Joker says darkly, adjourning the meeting.

The plan was success. Batman fell right into the Riddlers trap. The death trap killed him. His body was frozen in place by Mr Freeze. 

And Penguin put The Batmans frozen corpse on display at the iceberg lounge.

"I love love LOVE what you did with the place, Penguin!" Harley says loudly, laughing wickedly.

The gang of villains are seated at a table in the lounge, drinking cocktails.

"Hey, to Batman. He is so cool now." Jervis says jokingly, raising his glass.

"Jokes are my thing. You hypnotize people, Hatter..." Joker scolds. Jervis rolls his eyes and sits back. Firefly sits beside fellow flame El Diablo, in awe of his fire powers. Freeze sips his drink in silence, listening to everyone else's conversations.

Suddenly Riddler stands, raising his grasshopper high in the air.

"I have an announcement to make. With the Batman on ice, me and Oswald can finally move on to the next level in our relationship. So I'd like to propose this toast to my beautiful fiance Oswald Cobblepot. I love you baby." Riddler says proudly, looking at his little bird. Oswald blushes madly as Ed sits down and kisses him in front of everyone. The cheers and applause from the villains at the table is deafening.

"Congratulations, Penguin!" Harley yells happily, throwing her arms around Oswald tightly. She releases him after a moment, giggling in her seat beside Joker.

Five weeks later, Oswald and Edward marry, and go on to live in the new mansion Oswald had just bought.

"I love you so much Oswald Cobblepot." Edward says quietly, holding on to Oswald tight.

"I love you too Edward Nygma." Oswald sighs happily, snuggling into Ed's beautiful torso.

And they lived happily ever after...

And yeah I want batsy on ice so bad....