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Cute little cannibal

Season 2 when Oswald is living in Ed's apartment. Ed puts some, ahem, body parts in the freezer and Oswald discovers them. Then Ed discovers
Oswald is a pretty little cannibal.

Oswald opens his eyes, fully expecting to feel Ed's warm cuddles enveloping him. But he's alone.

Odd, Ed never goes out on weekend mornings.

Oswald stands up and walks to the kitchen. There he finds a note.

Dear Oswald,
Went out for groceries because a little bird ate all the food in my fridge. Be back soon.
Edward "Cuddle monster" Nygma.

Oswald sighs and walks to the fridge, thinking maybe they'll be something in the freezer. He opens it up only to find body parts wrapped neatly in plastic wrap.

Oh, Mr Leonard....

Oswald takes a small knife and carves away some frozen flesh. He hesitates before putting it in the microwave and heating it for 30 seconds.

Is he really that bad?

He tastes it hesitantly. He's shocked to discover he....likes it.

He cuts a good chunk of Mr Leonard off and thaws that. He had no idea he'd like eating someone this much.

He really is an animal...

Just as he's about to tuck in to breakfast, Ed opens the door.

Shit...

"Hey, Ozzie. What's that?" Ed asks, staring at Ozzie's plate. Oswald hesitates momentarily before looking up at Ed.

"Mr Leonard." He says reluctantly.

"Oh...I could've made you some eggs." Ed says awkwardly.

"I bet you hate me..." Oswald says quietly.

"No. Of course not. I could never hate you, besides" Ed pulls a bit of meat from Oswalds plate, grinning when he tastes it "I kinda like it too." Ed says warmly, sitting down beside Oswald with a fork.

"You're seriously gonna eat someone?"

"Of course little bird, anything for you."

Oswald giggles and digs into his breakfast.

Yum...