Oh Brother

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My state basically just said we're now in a winter storm and we can expect snow tonight.

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Problem? Yes. You know why? Because when there's even a threat of snow, the southern states of the United States of America lose their freaking shit.

Allow me to let you guys get a better understanding of just how ridiculous things get down here.

"Breaking news! The following counties in North Carolina can be expecting a few inches of snow tonight---"

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"Snow?"

"Did he just say...snow?"

"OH GOOD LORD JESUS!"

"CANCEL SCHOOL! 4 WEEKS OF SNOW DAYS!"

"A WHOLE TWO INCHES?! THE HORROR!"

"We're going to DIEEEEEEE!!"

"No...power? To the grocery store!! BREAD MILK EGGS! BREAD MILK EGGS!!!!!! I CANT SURVIVE THIS WITHOUT BREAD MILK AND EGGS!!!!!!!!!"

"OH GOD WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT POWER???????"

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