The Book of Sese

Pet Peeves

LET'S TAKE A LOOK INTO THE MIND OF A PSYCHOPATH AND SEE WHAT PISSES HER OFF. READ ON IF YOU DARE! Just kidding :3 it's nothing scary. Prepare yourself for a long ass list and a shit ton of cuss words, because this is officially a rant~!

I love you guys by the way, so I really hope this doesn't scare you off XD

1) Commenting on one of my books not with constructive critiscism, a funny comment to highlighted text, or praise, but something along the lines of, "UPDATE!!!"

That's annoying. I get 10000000% excited when I check my notifications and see somebody I don't know commented on one of my books, because I really want to know what they think. And then---my soul is crushed when I see things like:

"UPDATE!"

"YOU BETTER UPDATE THIS TODAY OR I'LL KILL YOU!"

"UPDATE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

I shit you not, I've had all of these comments... Word for word... Not even kidding.

That's not very nice, if you ask me -.- when my hope of getting an interesting comment is crushed and I see things like THAT, this is my mental response: "-.- well fuck you too."

:O I would never comment that back! That's way too mean!!!! I just think it!!!!!

Learn some manners, people.

2) When people are talking/PM'ing me and they either:

a) constantly talk with abbreviations like "plz," "lmfao," "tbh," "idgaf."

b) say something that sounds entirely dumb and isn't even a proper phrase.

Abbreviations like "lol" and "omg" are fine, I don't mind those. But if you're seriously too lazy to spell out a full word or two and you REPEATEDLY use those abbreviations or not spell out a full word, it gets annoying. Examples of words not fully spelled out:

"U" instead of "you."

"R" instead of "are."

"Fav" instead of "favorite."

Here's an example of what I consider to be something stupid you can say. When I'm in class and I say something funny, some of the idiots will reply with, "HAH! I'm so weak!"

My response: ".-. what the actual fuck. Are you for cereal?"

That's just dumb .-. if you say that and I have offended you somehow, don't hate me, I apologize. But I just get really annoyed that 95% of society can't even speak properly.

3) Leaving me hanging in PM's.

Sometimes I'll get a PM from a new person saying something like, "Hey! I'm a fan of yours, and I'd love to ask you some questions about your books, if you don't mind!"

Serena's mental response: :DDDDDDDD REEEEAAAALLLLY?!?!?! *super excited*

So I'll reply right away with something like, "Oh my gosh! Yay! Alright, fire away! I love answering questions!"

.........

*crickets chirping*

~Nothing is Happening~

........five days later I get a reply .-.

-_________- gah, you guys get me all excited for nothing....

4) CORRECTING. ME. ON. SPELLING/GRAMMAR. MISTAKES. IN. COMMENTS. ON. MY. BOOKS.

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