So my entire restaurant thinks I'm a lesbian now and my coworker/best friend Tiffany is my lover, and it's all her fault.
Fuck.
*sigh* Here's how it happened...
Tiffany: *randomly hugs Serena in front of Hibachi and Sushi chefs*
Serena: 0______e what the fuck are you doing?
Tiffany: *looks at chefs, dead serious* She sad. I cheer her up!
Serena: *stares at her oddly* What? No, I'm not sad, she just hugged me---
Hibachi Chef: You gay? *speaks very broken english*
Serena: *dumbstruck* What? No, I---
Tiffany: *cuts Serena off* Yes, she's very gay! We are very gay together!
Serena: 0-0 WHAT!? NO! I'M NOT GAY!
Sushi Chef: *laughs* Tiffany and Serena gay!
Hibachi Chef: Lovers! You are lovers!
Serena: NOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND I SWEAR!!!!
Tiffany: *tries to hug Serena again*
Serena: *glares and keeps a straight face as she punches Tiffany in the boob at full force*
Tiffany: Oof! *pouts* Owwie!
Serena: >_____> fucker.
Both Chefs: *dying laughing*
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Sese
Random(RAN OUT OF STORY PARTS. REFER TO THE BOOK OF SESE 2.0) My book of updates, book sneek peeks, announcements, whatever random crap pops into my mind, and Q/A sessions. But of course I'll find a way to make this all so very entertaining to read XD
