Another Rant: This Time, it's for Commenting

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Inline comments are great, but only when your comments are actually worth reading. When my notifications get blown up and my comment sections are glitching from hundreds of pointless inline comments on every single little thing that literally just say 'lol,' I get super pissed off and want to throw my phone at a wall.

DO NOT COMMENT THESE THINGS ON ANY OF MY BOOKS:
• don't argue with another user
• don't criticize me for how I decided to write something
• DO NOT CRITICIZE ME OR YELL AT ME FOR ANYTGING PERTAINING TO ME OR MY BOOKS.
• don't comment 'lol' or other stupid comments like that. You can laugh if something is funny, I encourage that, but don't comment 'lol' eight times in one chapter.
• GOOD FUCKING LORD QUIT ABBREVIATING SHIT AND USING TEXT TALK I HATE IT SO MUCH.
• rude things about something that happened in the book or a character.
• don't battle or roleplay someone else. Totally not what the comment section is for.
don't inline comment on every single thing I post. Like in a list, for example.
• asking or begging for updates. Completely unnacceptable and rude.

Comments I consider worth looking at:
• funny/sarcastic things you have to say about something that happened in the book.
• constructive criticism.
• you laughing your ass off at a funny scene.
• facial expressions like 0-0, 0-e, etc.
• 'looking forward to the next chapter and here's what I liked about this one' comments.
• anything by Pyro_Maniac XD there's no way I can sum up her types of comments in one bullet. I really just can't.
• inline comments on dialogue where you're laughing, crying, mad about what I made a character do, etc XD
• table-flip comments. I LOVE seeing your reactions to certain pieces of dialogue XD especially if they're funny.
• and one of my favorites, believe it or not, is you guys screaming at me about how mad you are about a plot twist, cliffhanger, threatening to start an angry mob and kill me, or reeeeealllly mean event or scene I made happen XD it's even funnier when they're censored.

Be respectful when commenting on my stuff, okay? I am an easily annoyed human being, so treat me with well-deserved respect.

And now I will end this rant with a piece of insightful bullshit that I hope sticks in your mind after you're done reading this:

Make me remember, adore, and look forward to seeing more comments from you by making me laugh, and not by hurting my feelings.

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