Pre-Ren Fair Freak Out

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The Renaissance Fair.....is today o-O

YAAAAAAASSSSSS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL YEAR!!!!

...wait. I'm supposed to be leaving in 10 minutes?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*begins running around room frantically in attempt to get ready*

DAMN IT WHERE IS MY COSTUME?!

Wait...what makeup do I wear?

*quickly puts on makeup*

.......nope. That can't be right. I'm supposed to be dressed as an enchantress, not a Victorian Era Hooker....

*quickly takes it off and tries something else*

Ahhh....much better.

Mom: "SERENA! COME DOWN STAIRS ALREADY! IT'S TIME TO GO!"

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*looks down at fuzzy pajama pants I'm currently sporting*

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DANG IT!

*running around room trying to find my cloak*

OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE! WHEN I FIND WHO TOOK MY FREAKING DANG WIZARD CLOAK I WILL RIP THEIR TONGUE OUT AND SHOVE IT BACK DOWN THEIR THROAT---*sees it laying out in plain sight*

....oh. False alarm~! *goes back to innocent angel mode*

There, I've got my black dress and red cloak. Now....uh....what else am I forgetting? Uh........oh yeah. I kind of need to find my boots. Uhhh....I think I put them over here? Right! Yes, yes I did!

*puts them on* wait....what did I do with my money?

DARN IT!!!!!!!!

*finds purse and grabs it*

Ok~! I think I'm all ready now!

*runs downstairs to meet up with mom* OK OK I'M HERE!!!!!

Mom: *sweatdrop* Um, sweetie? You should probably brush the bed head out of your hair before we go....

*looks at reflection in mirror* Oh, that's what I forgot to do. My hair. I swear, why does it always look like I got struck by lightning every time I wake up in the morning?

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HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT MY MAGIC STAFF!

I'm such a nerd.

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