The Book of Sese

Gah >~<

I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill my boyfriend. I will tie him up, duct tape his mouth shut, set him on fire, and stab him in the face.

He just asked me to prom.

Except it was reeeeeeally embarrassing >~< *dying of embarrassment*

Gaaaaahhhhhhh >____________>

...

So I'm currently sporting a knee brace on my left knee, and I'm unable to walk normally. I'm in sooooo much pain x-x but that's another story. Long story short, I haven't ridden a bike in over 7 years, and I rode one over the weekend, and now I can't walk and my knee hurts ;~;

Anyways.

So I'm wearing my knee brace, unable to walk, and in my pajamas, when the doorbell rings.

.-. what. It was 8:30pm and someone was at my door.

...?

So my Dad yells, "SERENA! IT'S FOR YOU!"

.-. whut.

So I hobble downstairs (somehow...) in my pajamas with my hair all over the place, and my Dad actually makes me answer the door.

I was soooooooooo mad >~> I was indecent and he actually made me answer the door. He wouldn't let me run away and leave, and he made me open the fucking door. DIDNHSSKKXJDOAJXJFKA---GAAAHHHHHH!!!!

So I answer the door and there's a pizza guy there.

Internally, I'm freaking out. I was just screaming inside my mind: "OH GOD I AM IN MY PJS THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!"

So I take the stupid pizza and grumble as I trudge back into the house, and I set it down on the table. I open the pizza box, and written on the inside of the lid is "PROM?"

>__________> seriously, Ben? You had to embarrass me that much just to ask me to prom? I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE IT EMBARRASSING GODDAMMIT!!!!!

*currently yelling and breaking objects around the house*

Fuck. Now I have to buy a dress .-.

But I hate dresses ;-; dammit...