As many of you know, I am currently visiting relatives in Michigan until AFTER the Fourth of July weekend celebration (why I haven't been available for chatting much). I recently met my four 3rd cousins (the kids of my mother's cousins) and I have come to a realization.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. MY WHOLE FAMILY IS LITERALLY A BUNCH OF FREAKING PSYCHOPATHS. YES, PSYCHOPATHS.
Nine-year-old Maddie & seven-year-old Helena: these two sisters have so much energy that I was so tired after playing with them for ten minutes. They conspire to take over the world on a daily basis, and they showed me their elaborate plan to do it. Scary thing is, it might just work. They're 9 and 7.
Two-year-old Dorian: he's a cutie, but he refuses to play anything but soccer and gives me weird looks occasionally. And by occasionally, I mean as often as I breathe.
And then there's Dorian's six-year-old sister Alicia. I sat there and watched her bludgeon a poor Barbie on the ground for a whole hour screaming "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!" over and over again, meanwhile I'm just like: O_________O
So apparently even my third-cousins that haven't even hit double digits in age are ALSO psychopaths.
...I'm scared. I should go lock myself in a closet and tune out the world by writing something.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Sese
Random(RAN OUT OF STORY PARTS. REFER TO THE BOOK OF SESE 2.0) My book of updates, book sneek peeks, announcements, whatever random crap pops into my mind, and Q/A sessions. But of course I'll find a way to make this all so very entertaining to read XD
