My long bottled up rant about Ash was requested to be vented our by @YvonneLamour. Fine then. Let's get started.
I. HATE. ASH. KETCHUM.
Why? Here's why.
• never accomplished anything other than being a man whore who's shipped with EVERY GIRL which all have better options to date other than Ash (Like Dawn and Lucas, or May and Brendan, or Serena and Calem, etc)
• He's not even cute and remains forever ten years old. I don't get the obsession.
• His best Pokemon is an overrated Pikachu, and anyone who plays the games knows it is super common and not rare at all.
• The anime is just plain overrated. Sorry for you Poke anime lovers reading this, but I hate the anime. I loved it when I was a kid, but when I went back when I was older and tried to watch it again, I literally just sat there and said what the fuck did I just watch.
• All of the other guy Pokemon characters accomplished more than Ash (and also are much cuter), yet Ash is the one character EVERYONE remembers more than Red, Green, Brendan, Lucas, Gold, Silver, etc.
• he releases his Pokemon and promises to come back for them one day, then forgets about them forever and we never see them again. What the fuck.
• he's stupid. Enough said there.
There, you have it. That was my Ash rant. Thank you and goodnight.
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