Well!!!!!!!!!
I'm not writing a Valentines day Special..... *Dodges Tomato's and Roses*
But! im writing this....?
It's Just Randomness, to show this book we LOVE IT!
Anywaaaaayyyyssssss
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Sasuke: im gonna do it
Everyone: sasuKE NO
Sasuke: SASUKE YESSSSS
Everyone: *Sighs*
Sasuke: *Vigorously makes out with a Ketchup bottle*
Karin: *Points at Sasuke* I wish i was that Bottle!
Sakura: *Sighs* Me too.
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When Neji isnt home
Lee: *Plays Trumpet with Shades on*
Tenten: *Slams Microwave door repeatedly with Shades on, Head banging*
Gai: *Replaces Deodorant with Cream cheese*
Lee: Im-*Throws up on Neji's Bed* *Konohamaru comes out* OH HAI
Konohamaru: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII *licks up some vomit*
Tenten: *Shits on Neji's Desk*
Gai: *Plays Dont Drop that Dun dun dun*
Lee: *Twerks*
Tenten: *Shakes booty*
*all is recorded on neji's phone*
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PLANKING
Naruto: PLANKING; Its REEEAALLY Big on the internet. Okay so what you do is-
Sasuke: *Sighs*
Naruto: *Lays flat between two desks* you lay down and-
Sasuke: *Kicks him in the balls*
Sasuke: NOOOOOO.
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An Internet friend got me a Gift (You know who you are) and this happened;
Dad: Lemme see the present
Me: Why
Dad: because
Me: *Shows*
Dad: ...*Stares* Do you know this person
Me: pfffchppffft yeah
Dad: O RLY.
Me: YEAH.
Dad: Show me a picture den.
Me: *Pulls up picture of them with a Yarn crowns*
Dad: *Snickers and sighs* well okay....
(LATER)
Dad: We have to get them a present.
Me: are you sure =_=
Dad: Yeh. what is she into?
Me: Anime......
Dad: does she watch Naruto?
Me:...Yes...
Dad: we should send her a Picture of me wearing a Sasuke Shirt and ill be in a sexy pose. *Poses*
Me: Dad plz no
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Konoha Kingdom(Naruto Fanfiction;Pairings)
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