"I can't believe you lied me." Ardyn said as he looked at me shocked.
"I lie to everyone, what makes you so special." I said calmly.
"I'M YOUR HUSBAND!"
"That just makes you gullible. You should've known better." I said calmly.
"How was I suppose to know you would lie!" He yelled angrily.
"Because I always lie!"
"You told me you were going to a friends house! Not to go fight in the war!"
"I have told you a lot of things. Like saying I didn't have a middle name." I said calmly.
"You have a middle name?" He asked shocked.
"Yes, and no I'm not telling you it.... I hate my middle name." I said calmly.
"(Y/n)! I'm your husband! I'm suppose to know your middle name!"
"Like you told me your real name when we first met?" I asked with a frown.
"I told you after we got married! Hold on this is about you going and trying to get yourself killed!"
"I wasn't trying to get myself killed. I was trying to worry you to death." I said calmly.
"Why did I marry you?" He asked as he rubbed his face.
"Because I'm the best sec you have ever had."
"I'm over a thousand years old... trust me, I've had better." He said calmly.
"How dare you! Well I'm glad that I slept with Ravus now."
"You did what!" He yelled.
"I. Slept. With. Commander. Ravus." I said calmly.
"I'm gonna kill him." He growled out.
"Oh please we were eighteen when we slept together." I said as I crossed my arms over my chest.
"I'm still going to kill him, only I'm allowed to touch you." He said as he roughly grabbed me by my chin.
"Oh do I have a list of the men who have touched me."
He quickly threw me over his chest and carried me to our shared room.
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Final Fantasy XV Oneshots
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