Final Fantasy XV Oneshots

Noctis

"Baby why do you have scratched on your back?" Noctis asked as he sent me a frown.

My eyes went wide and I bit my lip.

"Um, well I...."

"You didn't fight that daemon after I told you not to, did you?" He asked with a frown.

"I'm having an affair." I said quickly.

He looked at me shocked and I heard Prompto and Ignis both let out a laugh.

"You fought the daemon."

"No, I'm... sleeping with Nyx."

"Though I would love to believe that.... Nyx hates your guts."

"Hate sex."

"We are about to have hate sex our selves." Noctis said as he threw me over his shoulder.

"No! I'm sorry! I won't do it again!" I exclaimed.

"I thought she would like hate sex." Prompto said calmly.

"Oh she does, but she likes to pretend she doesn't... makes Noctis more angry."

"So we won't be seeing them for a few hours I take it."

"Most likely not.... especially if Noctis learns that she got someone of those scratched from fighting Ravus."

"You fought Ravus!" Noctis yelled.

"He deserved it!" I yelled back.