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God-chan: "Now let me present to you a weird video where Kiyotaka-kun get's auctioned off. Take note that this didn't happen in your reality. Enjoy~."

Kiyotaka: What did he mean by me getting auctioned off?

It was late at night when Chairman Sakayanagi texted me if we can talk in person, I chatted back that I'm too tired for today and I'll listen to him talk tomorrow as there will be an assembly at the gym.

Horikita: "What did the chairman want with you?"

Kiyotaka: "How would I know? This didn't happen."

Timeskip Morning*

I woke up rubbing my sleepy eyes. I've done my morning routine, took a shower made breakfast and eat, lock my doors at head off towards the gym.

Seeing my morning routine everyone stared jaw eyed at my impossible workout saying "How the fuck is that possible!" On that note some of the girls blushed when I took off my shirt and went and took a shower which thankfully God-chan blurred out my private parts.

As I was nearing the entrance Hoshinomiya-sensei called me and said that we should go meet the Chairman as he would have to announce something important to the whole school.

Hoshinomiya: "Oh, look it's me, I look much more slimmer in this reality."

Leading me off towards the backstage we met Chairman Sakayanagi there. He explained that the Whiteroom shut down, my father was missing the assets are mine now and I'm free.

I was honestly happy. That, that man wouldn't bother me anymore and wouldn't get in the way of my peace.

Some Couple Of Randoms: "Why are you happy that your father is missing? That was kind of harsh to be honest." I can probably just ignore them but this is becoming annoying so I answered.

Kiyotaka: "This didn't happen in this reality." Nodding at my answer they seemed satisfied.

Explaining that I'm still yet a minor and Chairman doesn't know any relatives of mine he said that I'll be auctioned off to school. Yes I'll be auctioned off to a classmate a teacher or to chairman... Wait what!?

Sotomura: "Wow that escalated fast."

Kiyotaka: "Wait, wait, wait. Chairman what do you mean auctioned off? Am I an antique or something?" Seeing my confusion and restlessness he smiled at me and explained the situation.

Chairman: "We're not actually selling you Kiyotaka-kun. Everyone will be offering to adopt you if you get what I mean?"

Reading between the lines, I got what he meant.

Chairman: "Then let's go shall we?" He urged me to follow which I complied with.

Kiyotaka: "Umm... Chairman where are we going?" He didn't answer and just urged me to follow him without questioning anything.

I'm standing at the middle of the stage, I was made to sit there. Everyone was looking at me weird.

Student A: "Who wouldn't? There was a morning assembly and then suddenly a student was made to sit at the middle of the stage?"

Chairman: "Now before we start the auction let us first give some information about our item Ayanokouji Kiyotaka-kun."

Everyone was handed a paper which has my profile but not my full capabilities as that would bring more potential problems.

But nonetheless seeing my capabilities some of them gasps.

Hashimoto: "What's with those reactions?"

Chairman: "Now let us start the auction!" He was clearly having fun of the situation he was leaking an aura of a kid.

Mashima: "Chairman the kid is teasing you."

The first one who raised a bid was none other than the Student Council President Horikita Manabu.

Manabu: "I'll offer my sister to you and I'll let you call me Aniki." He said those words with full of confidence as he just ended his case.

Sudo: "Wtf!?"

Manabu: "I would also offer that." Clearly hearing that Horikita suddenly blushed and looked down at her feet.

Horikita: "Nii-san!? What are you saying!?" Clearly disturbed and blushing she questioned the older Horikita in what the fuck he just said.

Manabu: "Are you defying me Suzune?" He said those words with a clear tone which made Horikita flinch a little.

Horikita: "No I don't really mind as long as it's Ayanokouji-kun." She was blushing real hard after saying those words which made Manabu smirk clearly happy with the siblings decision.

Sudog just died at that statement. (AN: Airi 2.0?)

I just saw Sudo foaming on the mouth being revived by Ike.

Student C: "Hahaha!"

Sudog just died*

Chairman: "Any other bidders?" The chairman was having the time of his life he has this refreshing look which made his stern look gentle.

Student D: "His inner asshole is leaking." (AN: Don't take that out of context please.)

Sakayanagi: "Me! I'll let you marry me, call me Arisu and we'll adopt you into the family." She said those words full of confidence which made the whole student body flinch and shout out "Ehhh!!"

Sotomura: "Where's the sky?"

Chairman: "Arisu!?"

Sakayanagi: "I would do the same if I can marry Ayanokouji-kun." Stating those words as a challenge I was stared daggers by the boys and a death glare by Kei.

Kamuro: "Are you serious?"

Sakayanagi: "When am I never serious Masumi-san?" With that rebuttal Kamuro stopped complaining and just shut up.

Hashimoto: "The King and the Princess huh? (But she will not be able to handle the T-rex)"

Ryuen: "She would not be able to handle something so fucking big hahaha." Clearly having the time of his life he was pounding Albert's back.

Sakayanagi: "What do you say Papa?" Clearly disturbed by his daughters bid for marriage he just nodded because if this is what will make his daughter happy then he would gladly take it.

Chairman: "Umm... Any more bidders?" Poor chairman his face changed it looked like he aged 5 years.

Video End*

Student E, F, G: "Hahaha he clearly aged!"

God-chan: "Did you enjoy that? I'll let you take a break till we have another video to watch. Bye bii~"

4 more chapters to go!
This is for my what if series "What If: We Asked A Senpai For A Date."
Who will Kiyo date?
Kiryuin Fuka?
Asahina?
Or an original senpai that I made?
Or why not all right?
Or both Fuka and Asahina?
If you want just comment your vote and I'll do it to the best of my abilities.
Only 1 vote per chapter and per person.
Anyways Love ya guys <3

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