Cote: What If's [ONGOING]

What If: Weird Question

"How would it feel like to fuck a melon?"

Sitting all in one table, I was hanging out with Akito, Ryuuen and Katsuragi.

Whilst Ryuuen suddenly asked something incomprehensible.

Akito was cracking up by the question, Katsuragi looked at him funny while I was staring at him like he was trash.

"Why would you even consider that?" Katsuragi asked.

"I mean why wouldn't I?" Ryuuen laughed.

"What the hell is wrong with you Ryuuen! Hahahaha!" Akito was laughing still.

"I mean think about the texture."

"We're still going with this topic?"

"Hear me out. If you put it in the fridge, it would feel cold right? And it's already wet so you can just put it in."

Katsuragi looked at him like he was literal garbage.

"Please don't fuck a melon." I pleaded at him.

"I won't but I'm curious."

"Thank god." Katsuragi followed.

"How about you monster doesn't it make you curious?"

"I certainly am..."

"Do it then?" Ryuuen smiled at me.

"Don't you fucking think about it Kitotaka."

"Please don't consider it Ayanokouji."

"Think about it. Fucking a watermelon brings a lot of benefits."

"What are those benefits then?" Katsuragi facepalmed as he asked his question.

"Watermelon is a delicious fruit, right, watermelon can also be used as a skin care product. The rinds can help calm skin inflammation, while the seeds boost collagen in your body. Watermelon is also loaded with Vitamin E, which rejuvenates your skin."

"Wow Ryuuen... You really wanted to convince Kiyotaka to fuck a melon huh?" Even Akito was weirded out by him now.

"Now now... I was merely curious is all." Ryuuen retorted.

And with that we continued eating our meal...

Consisting of watermelon slices.

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Sorry for this cursed chapter lol

See ya later~

Stay Horny!