Reaction: Weird Question

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Exodia-chan: "Well let's continue our first reaction chapter after what felt like a few months." Exodia shouted out as she flew above the stage.

The students who were on their seat was confused since to them. Only a few minutes passed by after watching the last video.

Exodia-chan: "Well, without further ado. Startooo!!!"

Video Start*

"How would it feel like to fuck a melon?"

Everyone cringed at the thought about someone thinking about this cursed sentence.

Kiyotaka: I have given up on humanity. But what the fuck is this?

Ike: "Who would fuck a melon? Are they an idiot? Although it does make me curious not gonna lie." Ike said as popped a popcorn into his mouth.

Class D students who heard Ike's remark made distance to him who was curious on how a melon would feel on their genitals.

It wasn't a good thought. But it definitely made them curious. Especially the boys.

Sitting all in one table, I was hanging out with Akito, Ryuuen and Katsuragi.

Suzune: "What an unusual group. What were you all doing?"

Kiyotaka: "Since the scene was only zooming on our faces. Regards to the background. I'll say we're at the cafeteria."

Albert: I want to be in a group like that. It seems fun.

Whilst Ryuuen suddenly asked something incomprehensible.

Katsuragi: "It is incomprehensible." Katsuragi said as he nodded.

Kanzaki: "I agree with you on that one."

Akito was cracking up by the question, Katsuragi looked at him funny while I was staring at him like he was trash.

Keisei: "You're laughing way too much Akito."

Akito: "If I myself was ever in that situation. I might not be able to hold myself back." Akito said his piece.

"Why would you even consider that?" Katsuragi asked.

Katsuragi: "Exactly why?"

Ryuuen: "Why not? It seems fun." Ryuuen replied while kuku-ing.

"I mean why wouldn't I?" Ryuuen laughed.

"What the hell is wrong with you Ryuuen! Hahahaha!" Akito was laughing still.

"I mean think about the texture."

Ibuki: "What the fuck Ryuuen. You're fucking sick." Ibuki remarked in disgust.

Everyone else agreed with that sentiment as they distanced themselves with Ryuuen who absolutely did nothing wrong since this video happened in another universe where the Ryuuen who was watching wasn't involved whatsoever.

"We're still going with this topic?"

"Hear me out. If you put it in the fridge, it would feel cold right? And it's already wet so you can just put it in."

Kiyotaka: I mean... Yeah it would. But why do it?

Ike: It would feel like ice cream. Would it taste good? I mean feel good if it's cold?

Katsuragi looked at him like he was literal garbage.

Everyone watching also did including the teachers. Excluding Sakagami since he himself was into that disgusting shit.

"Please don't fuck a melon." I pleaded at him.

"I won't but I'm curious."

"Thank god." Katsuragi followed.

"How about you monster doesn't it make you curious?"

"I certainly am..."

Everyone got surprised by Kiyotaka since he was definitely curious about a lot of things but didn't think that curiousity ran so deep as he would consider making love with a melon.

"Do it then?" Ryuuen smiled at me.

Haruka: "Don't taint Kiyopon you Melon-fucker!" Haruka shouted at the Ryuuen who was watching beside them.

Ryuuen got surprised since he did nothing wrong but he laughed in amusement because he was having the time of his life while pounding Albert's thighs.

"Don't you fucking think about it Kitotaka."

"Please don't consider it Ayanokouji."

"Think about it. Fucking a watermelon brings a lot of benefits."

"What are those benefits then?" Katsuragi facepalmed as he asked his question.

Kamuro even felt pity to Katsuragi as she watched Katsuragi do his best to make Ryuuen end the discussion.

"Watermelon is a delicious fruit, right, watermelon can also be used as a skin care product. The rinds can help calm skin inflammation, while the seeds boost collagen in your body. Watermelon is also loaded with Vitamin E, which rejuvenates your skin."

Ishizaki: "You really did research huh Ryuuen-san..." Even Ishizaki himself was weirded out by Ryuuen's persistence.

"Wow Ryuuen... You really wanted to convince Kiyotaka to fuck a melon huh?" Even Akito was weirded out by him now.

"Now now... I was merely curious is all." Ryuuen retorted.

And with that we continued eating our meal...

Consisting of watermelon slices.

Video End*

They cringed at the thought on how the people on the screen literally didn't feel a thing and just continued eating without losing their appetites.

Exodia: "Well that's all for now. But I'm sure we'll see each other again in few days matanee~"

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Hey. I'll try writing reaction chapters again to practice my skills in writing 3rd Person POV's.

So expect some chapters in the following week.

Oh yeah. Btw I made a new book check it out on my account it's titled "Kiyotaka x Re: Creators". You'll maybe see something interesting if you read that.

Also. I'll try updating "1 Year Older" this week. I'll try at least okay? I miss Mikadou tbh.

Anyway with all that said. Have a good night.

#StayHornyAndStayHappy

2/1/22

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