What If: Halloween

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A bit late but meh.

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"Ohhh nice costume Suzune." A random dog in the room barked.

"It's a yuki ona." Horikita looked as if looking away from Sudo who was cosplaying a dog.

"What the fuck is up with your costume dude?" Ike asked as he looked at Sudo with a bit of disdain.

"Well apparently this character is one of the most famous dogs in an anime so..." Sudo replied unsure of it.

"Yep, you played the role so well that you made Professor a crying mess on the corner."

At this point everyone must be thinking, what costume they were talking about. Seeing that Professor, Sotomura the one who always breaks the fourth walls in reaction fics is a sobbing mess, let this author explain.

"Why would you need to relieve my pain motherfucker!" Sotomura stood up and grabbed Sudo's collar.

Yes it was no other than...

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"Chill dude." Ike said as he tried to intervene.

"What do you mean chill? Are fucking with me? This fucker thinks this is all a joke!" Sotomura shouted.

"I mean yeah, it's just a costume anyway." Sudo replied wryly.

"Oh yeah? What would you feel if I wrote up an NTR doujin of your so dear Suzune you fucking asshat!" Sotomura.

"Oh hey, you're fucking crazy!" Sudo said terrified.

"What's more. She'll enjoy every thrust as she feels the ugly bastard's big black co-... I'll stop there." Sotomura said as he walked away.

Ike approached Sotomura and patted him on the back.

"What is it Ike-dono?"

"Save me a copy alright?" Ike said.

Ryuuen then slammed the door and appeared.

"Hey, where the hell is Ayanokouji?"

"I'm over here."

Everyone looked at Kiyotaka, while everyone was cosplaying something and had a lot of effort making their costumes since it would gather class points and private points.

The single person who defied all those terms and was holding up a cardboard box.

"What's with your costume? You wanna get expelled?" Ryuuen asked.

"I'm a train."

"I can fucking see that!"

"Choo, choo." Ayanokouji said with a straight face as he hops and hops around the room while singing.

"So you just ignored me huh?" Ryuuen sighed.

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It's a fucking mess, everything is a fucking mess.

Well, remember to stay horny... byeeeee.

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