A Functionally Dysfunctional Family

{25.5} 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝔹𝕠𝕪 {25.5}

There was a time when I was alone
Nowhere to go and no place to call home
My only friend was the man in the moon
And even sometimes he would go away too

~<•>~

"Oh, so this is Tommy's house," Ranboo commented as he walked alongside Tubbo to Tommy's place.

Apparently, there was this big 'going away party' going on for one of Tommy's older brothers.

Tubbo nodded. "Yep! Uh, really quick though, I know you probably won't, but don't make fun of Techno or Fundy about anything. Don't make fun of their names or appearances. Again, I know you probably won't, but just in case."

Ranboo nodded. "I won't trust me."

~<•>~

Then one night, as I closed my eyes
I saw a shadow flying high
He came to me with the sweetest smile
Told me he wanted to talk for a while
He said, "Peter Pan, that's what they call me
I promise that you'll never be lonely"
And ever since that day

~<•>~

"Ranboo, this is Techno, Wilbur, Tommy, their adoptive father, Phil, his wife, Kristin, and Wilbur's son, Fundy." Tubbo introduced, gesturing to each person respectively. "Guys, this is Ranboo."

They all said their greetings.

~<•>~

I am a Lost Boy from Neverland
Usually hanging out with Peter Pan
And when we're bored, we play in the woods
Always on the run from Captain Hook
"Run, run, Lost Boy", they say to me
"Away from all of reality"
Neverland is home to Lost Boys like me
And Lost Boys like me are free
Neverland is home to Lost Boys like me
And Lost Boys like me are free

~<•>~

So far, the party was calm for the most part. The adults were gathered in one spot, and the teens (plus Fundy) were gathered in another spot on the opposite side of the room.

"I still can't believe that prick adopted you," Tommy muttered, watching Fundy play with Ranboo.

Tubbo rolled his eyes. "I told you this a year and a half ago, Tommy. You should be used to it by now."

"But we could've been brothers if that lawyer guy didn't adopt you!" Tommy whined.

"You could still come and visit me. We could actually plan a sleepover one of these days. I'm sure Schlatt would love you."

Tommy rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right. I'm not going to speak to the devil anytime soon."

"Schlatt isn't that bad of a guy, Tommy." Ranboo butt in. "He's actually really nice, like, genuinely."

Tommy rolled his eyes. "Of course, you would know."

"What is that supposed to mean?" Ranboo said defensively.

Tubbo sighed as the two started bickering immediately.

~<•>~