Monsters (Wanda Maximoff x male Superman reader)

Chapter Five: Sitcoms

(Y/N) woke up the next morning feeling refreshed, happy. He reflected on the night before, yearning for that same feeling he had when Wanda kissed him, even though she was in the next room. He stood upright, and put on some sweatpants and a white t-shirt, with a black hoodie on top. He opened his door, looking around to see if anyone else was awake. He saw Vision meandering around, but that was it. 'Does he even sleep?' (Y/N) thought to himself.

"Morning Vision," (Y/N) said as he left his room.

"Good Morning (Y/N). I trust you slept well?"

"I did. Thank you for asking," (Y/N) responded as he went into the kitchen to make some breakfast. He ended up making a bowl of cornflakes with milk of course. As he was sitting at the table, eating his cornflakes, he noticed Steve come in to make some coffee.

"Morning, Cap."

"Good morning to you, (Y/N)."

Steve paused to pour his coffee.

"I saw you and Wanda the other night."

(Y/N) choked on his cornflakes. He coughed a few times to get the cornflakes out of his throat, but he was fine.

"You ok there?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. So, uh, how much did you see?"

"All I saw was you guys kissing outside your rooms."

(Y/N) could feel his cheeks turning red.

"It's alright, (Y/N). I won't say a word until you guys are ready," Steve said, noticing (Y/N)'s now-red cheeks.

"Thank you. I trust that you won't"

Steve left to drink his coffee alone, which (Y/N) could understand. He finished his cornflakes a few minutes later. After putting his dishes away, (Y/N) decided to go back to his room and watch some TV, but before he got there he heard some noise from Wanda's room. He decided it wouldn't hurt to check on her, and knocked on the door.

"Come in," He heard her say, and so he did. She looked up from where she was sitting, and upon seeing that it was (Y/N), she ran up and hugged him.

"I missed you," (Y/N) whispered in her ear.

"We live right next to each other."

"Still."

She sat back down on her bed, and (Y/N) sat next to her. She was watching an old TV rerun, some old sitcom. (Y/N) had watched a few before.

"What's this?" He asked her.

"It's the Dick Van Dyke show. You ever heard of it?"

"I have. but I've never seen it."

"We should watch it together sometime. It's pretty good."

"Have you ever seen Seinfeld?" (Y/N) said. Seinfeld was probably his favorite sitcom, if not show.

"That's one I've yet to watch."

(Y/N) noticed that the current episode was almost over. "Let me go grab one of the DVDs, if they're in the video library."

"I'm pretty sure they are."

"Alright," he said, getting up. "I'll be back."

He came back a few moments later with the Seinfeld season 7 DVD. He popped the disc into the DVD player and grabbed the remote, selecting one of his favorite episodes, The Bottle Deposit. 

It opened with Jerry doing his stand-up routine, like most episodes.

"I love it when you get your car back from the car place, and it's got that paper mat on the floor. Like they're so obsessed with cleanliness, they don't even want their shoes to touch the carpet. Meanwhile, the mechanic comes out; he looks like Al Jolson. He's covered in goo from head to toe. You can't even see him. Although, I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, and the nice glasses. Now you know you're getting screwed. 'Can I see it?' 'You better not. It's idling quietly right now. I think it should stay overnight. We wanna keep an eye on it, and we wanna keep the bill running up.'"

Wanda laughed multiple times through the monologue. (Y/N) loved seeing her laugh.

The episode was a two parter, so it ran on for around 45 minutes. In the episode, George didn't listen to his boss in regards to a big project, and he doesn't want his boss to know. Elaine goes to an auction to get her boss John F. Kennedy's golf clubs, but she ends up winning them on twice the money he allowed her to. After Kramer and Newman filled his car's hood with food, Jerry had to take it in to the mechanic, who then steals the car. Kramer and Newman come up with a plot to make themselves rich by collecting bottles and driving up to Michigan to recycle them, but it's interrupted when they find Jerry's car, and Elaine's golf clubs.

Wanda laughed at least once a minute during the episode, particularly when Kramer throws Newman out of the truck. She really seemed to like it, so they continued watching for the rest of the day. She fell asleep in his arms, and soon enough he dozed off too.