Ignis // Leo Valdez

Various Scenes I Wanted to Add But Couldn't Pt. 2

Reader: Oh my gods Reyna and Nico would be such a cute couple!!!1!11!

Reyna: No-

Nico: Anything but that-

Kyra: *hysterical laughter in the background*

Reader: I really like Leo and Nico together but I love Solangelo too much

Kyra: A person with taste, I see.

Nico: You've got to be kidding me

Leo: Kye...why???

Kyra: Don't ship shame me, Valdez! I would be hurt but I would not be mad.

Nico: Wha-

Kyra: Priorities man.

Reyna and Nico casually talking

Kyra: I'm fine, I'm fine! It's totally fine I'm getting replaced! It's not like I fed you for almost five years and comforted you in your most painful hours or known you for almost six years-

Nico: Oh my gods, you clingy freak!

Kyra: DON'T MIND THE AMOUNT OF SHOP OWNERS I HAVE PUNCHED AND CONCUSSED TO GET YOU YOUR NECESSITIES-

Nico: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NORMAL CONVERSATIONS IT'S BECAUSE YOU-

Percy: Oh I'm a Leo!

Leo: No you Percy, me Leo!

Everyone facepalms

Kyra: Stop pretending to be dumb.

Leo: I'm not-

Kyra: Stop. Pretending. To. Be. Dumb. You. Adorable. Lovable. Perfect. Smart. Idiot.

Annabeth: You do know that's a contradiction-

Kyra: You do know that's irony-

Oizys: Hey-

Nico, Leo & Kyra: No-

Oizys: Wait you remember me?

Leo: No. Wait...how come we can't remember you?

Nico: Yeah...all I remember is getting on Festus and then coming back to camp...?

Oizys: Ehe so about that...have you guys ever heard of PTA-

Kyra: WAIT A MINUTE YOU [REDACTED]

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Kyra: Did you know we have seven minutes of brain activity right before we die? And in the seven minutes we experience our entire lives over, in a dreamlike state and we would never know we were actually dying. And since we would never know we could potentially be living in those seven minutes right at this moment. And we could possibly continue in this cycle by 'dying' and dreaming the seven minutes all over again. Then each time we 'die' we experience those seven minutes but shorter in actual time but to us it feels like hundreds of years. So we could all be dead and living our seven minutes right now and we would never know. We could all be living in an overly extended second and Earth could not even exist anymore.

Leo: ...

Kyra: ...

Leo: ...

Kyra: ...

Leo: I love you.

Elly, Jace, Steph, Amanda & Piper: Same.

Leo: What-

Elly, Jace, Steph, Amanda & Piper: What?

Leo: KYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kyra: WHAT LEO?! WHAT?!?

Leo: I love you :D

Kyra: ...I hate you

Leo: No you don't!

Kyra: No I don't.

*Leo trying to prank Kyra*
Leo holding his phone in hand: KYRA! Look at this really pretty girl!

Kyra: Ooo where?

Leo: Uh..... here!

Kyra: This is just the front facing camera

Leo: I know :D

Kyra: Leo Leo Leo Leo Leo Leo LeO LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO

Leo: What what what what what what WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

holds up a comic book with two girls holding hands with roses everywhere
Kyra: Look :D

Leo: Awwwww cute but I really need to work on this project-

Kyra: Right right right sorry

Five minutes later

Kyra: Leo Leo Leo look look look look-

Leo: Kye-

Breaks down Kyras already broken door

Leo: KYRA

Kyra: How the fu-

Leo: Dammit I'm mad is spelled the same backwards

Kyra: No it isn't-

Kyra: Oh my gods-