Ignis // Leo Valdez

I'm Bored, Love Me

Little oneshot before the real action happens

"You want to watch the Spongebob movie with me?"

"Haha...wait you're serious?" Leo laughed and turned to me, looking at my serious expression. I had popped into Bunker nine to find Leo messing around on something I had deemed unimportant in this situation.

"You don't have to if you don't want to. I can watch by myself on the new phone you gave everyone," I shrugged casually.

"Why...why are you watching a spongebob movie?" He asked in disbelief making me shrug my shoulders again.

"I don't know, I'm sad and I'm hoping a kids movie would make me feel better," I answered honestly. "You know...PTSD and all that. Real fun stuff."

"...Do you want to talk about it?"

"Not really, no. Emotionally exhausted. Need cartoons."

"Then I'll get the TV going," he replied getting up to start the television on the other side of the room.

"You know you don't have to if you don't want to, I was just asking. I know you don't like many movies because of your ADHD," I added, unsure, remembering when we watched Wall-E after our first date. A blind person could tell he was ready to jump off the walls half the time, granted the other half was him completely still, gushing over Eve and Wall-E.

"Can I bring my bolts and screws to mess with during it?"

"Yeah?" I answered making my reply sound more like a question watching him set up the bean bag and walk towards me.

"Then I want to," he decided sweetly, kissing me on the lips making me smile like a dork.

...

"Poor Phil."

"He just wants to go home to his wife and two kids, man."

"Wait does he only have those two teeth- oH mY GoDs SpOnGEbOb nO!"

"JUST GIVE SPONGEBOB THE DAMN PROMOTION, NO ADULT LIKES HIS JOB AS MUCH AS HE DOES."

"HE DESERVES IT, DAMNIT."

"SQUIDWARD DOESN'T EVEN WANT IT."

"EXACTLY, IF HE IS A KID WHY THE HADES WOULD YOU LET HIM NEAR A STOVE 24/7! AND EXPLOIT HIM?"

"I'm ready, depression, I'm ready, depression."

"What happened to King Triton?"

"I don't know but the real question is if his head is just a thumb without that beard."

"Hey it's the new Krusty Krab manager- WAHHHHH"

"Poor waiter."

"Are they drunk? Is spongebob really drunk-is this really happening?

"Oh my gods this is amazing. Spongebob is literally drinking his feelings away- holy Hera, is he hungover?"

"Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!"

"Patrick's me every time I look at you."

"Pfffft- I'm flattered."

"Karen deserves better."

"She's too beautiful to settle for Plankton."

"How did Karen record them? Or 'sense' them?"

"Don't question cartoon logic."

"Dennis be extra. Why does he need two sunglasses instead of one."