When the jester gets mad

If you play with fire, you'll be burned

After that day, we were looking all over town for rent, and quickly found a few. We bought it, and decided it was time to open the dusty ass closet that held everything from the warehouse.

"It's as dusty as Dabi's family picture." I scoffed. Dabi hit me over the back of the head and I laughed. We sorted through the stuff and surprisingly found enough for the entire cafe!!

"What should it be called though?" dabi asked as we loaded the furniture into a truck we 'borrowed' from an old guy.

"How about..the Royal cafe?" and the logo can be royal in golden, but with the 'o' as a crown." I suggested. "Oh oh oh! That sounds so pretty! I can paint crowns on the tables!" toga squealed.

"So it also looks like, there's an upper part of the cafe. We could use it as a second base." dabi told us. "Or if this one gets infiltrated." i deadpanned.

Toga laughed and soon, we were packing up our stuff from the warehouse as well. We only put our most valuable items away, in case they do find this place.

"Soooo! Whos gonna be in charge of food?" toga asked. I scoffed. "Are you kidding? Dabi. I can help out, but I can mainly do the drinks. Toga if you want, you can be the waiter-"

"YOUR KIDDING! YAYYYYY!!! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm going to make the outfits as soon as we get there." she said excitedly. We pulled up at the cafe and started unpacking things. After two day, everything was unpacked, we had outfits, and now it was just the hard part of deciding what to put on our menu.

"Well the obvious should be several types of coffee like iced, mocha, frappuccino, lattes, etcetera. Then the normal bakery things like cinnamon rolls, and cookies." I demanded. Dabi nodded.

"I could make crescent rolls, and egg sandwiches. I think you're forgetting i used to cook for my whole family." dabi chuckled. I laughed as well.

"Tea should also be included. Tea bags should be pretty cheap. And we could even grow our own. Damn this is going to give us a lot of freetime on our hands.'' I chuckled. They laughed and we continued to plan.

Soon, we had an opening date. We got a pretty good spot, only a block from UA highschool, and I know the teachers there are sleep deprived, so we should get somewhat good income.

Dabi is the best with numbers here, and so we were able to count all the money we had saved up (and stolen) over the years. We all cheered when we found out that we should be good even without customers for over two years.

The opening day, toga had gotten us all dressed up, and i was surprised with how good they came out. We had black aprons with our logo on it. Toga had a skirt while dabi and I had pants.

"I'm surprised Toga, i thought they would come out as shit, but they are awesome." I admitted. She looked at me confused. "I don't know to take that as a compliment...or an insult. Either way, your welcome!" she smiled. Dabi and i laughed and we opened the cafe.

We had a bit of people waiting outside,so we knew today would be ok at the least. Im actually so glad we did this. Sometimes i would get questions from little kids like, if my piercings hurt.

I would chuckle and just say they stung. A few months ago, Dabi got out his machine and we had a lot of fun. I got ear piercings, snake bites, and a nose ring! I wore a choker and it went really good with my uniform.

After three o'clock, we started getting students and thats when it got busy. UA students would come and we would chat. Then teachers started to come in. there was one where he looked almost like a hobo.

But i recognized him alright. And i was sure that we would recognize me. I quickly went to the back and changed eye contacts, and covered my freckles. I thought that would be enough, because he probably thought my hair was black or grey with the amount of dust and dirt i had on my hair.

"Hello, welcome to the Royal cafe! What can i get you?" i asked with a fake smile. He just shrugged.

"Two black coffees plain." he mumbled. I laughed softly. "Rough day?" i asked he grunted.

"I have to deal with shitty students all day-" he was cut off when he took a sip of the coffee i had just given him.

"How?" he asked with big eyes looking up at me. I laughed. "How? What do i answer?" i asked.

"No,no. How did you make this coffee so well?its better than anything." he whispered. "Well, i honestly don't have a clue. This is my first time in a job like this, and i opened it with my cousins, so it was a lot of fun." smiled. He just scoffed.

"Ill be back." he told me as he slammed a twenty on the counter.

"Keep the change." he told me.

At the end of the day, we counted up the cash and celebrated at the outcome. We had gotten two hundred dollars as tips and we had made enough money to pay most of the bills for a month!

"This is amazing! Izuku~chan, this was an outstanding idea!" toga cooed. I smiled and hugged both of them.

"Well, are we going to go work our other jobs or what? Im saying we pay a little visit to..my fathers house." i smiled evilly.

Hours later, we were all in costume. I had the oil and dabi had his fire. We left toga out of this since this was Dabi and my idea.

I had drown the house in the oil and then dabi flicked his wrist and moments later, we had a blue ball of fire. News reported ran here as fast as possible and gasped when they saw us.

"LISTEN HERE FUCKERS!" i yelled through the mask. "The number four hero is a fucking rat. An abusive fuck. His son went missing and he did nothing to find him. And to top it all off! He killed his own wife!" i yelled over the roard of the flames.

I turned to the flames and smirked.

 Finally.

The house where I lived through hell for 11 years, was now gone.