When the jester gets mad

Throwing hands with a friend

We ran inside and Toga jumped around silently while I made myself heard. Kacchan came around the corner, and we smirked. He charged at me with his right hook, and I dodged it easily.

"Every single fight Kacchan! You always start with a right hook!" I smirked and I shoved him into the wall. He rolled his eyes and we continued hand-to-hand combat and I could practically see Dabi and Crusty rolling their eyes. I was going easy on him.

"Oh come on deku! Stop going easy on me!" He yelled. He charged at me with his explosions boosting him and I shrugged. "You asked for it." I smiled. I jumped above him and flipped down so I was going face-first.

I put a finger out and it crumbled the floor beneath him. He coughed and I looked at him sadly."sorry Kacchan." I whispered and wrapped his hands in capture tape.I heard a voice fill my ears.

"Izuku-Chan! I've got the bomb I've got it! Did i do good?" Toga asked I chuckled. "Very, good job toga." I told her. She squealed and I laughed.

I picked Kacchan up carefully and took the tape off his hands.

"You've gotten stronger nerd." Kacchan smirked. I rolled my eyes and scoffed, a small smile on my face. "Ya think?" I joked. he rolled his eyes and snuggled into my side. I rolled my eyes on the outside, but on the inside I was dying.

I placed Kacchan in front of recovery girl and thanked her before going back to the class.

We had a discussion about how well my round went and I just sat in the back of the class. Next was Shigiraki with alien, and Dabi with bubbles. They started the round and hey chose a plan similar to the last round, my round.

Dabi and crusty would face each other. I smirked and touched my earpiece.

"Ok, crusty and burnt chicken nugget, just because your gay for each other, don't go easy on one another." I told them I looked on the screen and saw their flustered faces and crusty even went so far as to find a camera and flip me off.

"Love ya too crusty ass." I told him. He scoffed and I cut the connection off of the earpiece.

"Dude that's so cool!" Pikachu said. I smiled. "Thanks, we used to use it on missions, now we just use it to annoy the hell out of each other." I smirked. They laughed.

"What the heck do you even do?" Sharky asked. I shrugged. "Well I used to keep mine on 24/7. If I was sleeping and heroes attacked, They wouldn't find my identity. I was missing for over three years so it was important for me to keep my secret." I explained.

"They would blow air horns into the earpiece at night and did it away from me so they didn't have to sneak into my room." I sighed. They all laughed and l sighed.

"Then there were times where they would call false alarms, waking me out of bed at fucking two in the morning." i groaned. They laughed again and sharky patted my back.

We watched the rest of the fights and then I was stopped by All Might. "What do you want?" I asked him, poison lacing my every word.

"W-well, it's a long story, but I want you to have my quirk!" He yelled. I looked at him strangely.

"No."

And I walked away. I don't want anything to do with that big yellow bastard.

We went through all the classes and then Everyone went to the dorms.

"All right, see ya later losers. We're going to our floor." I yelled as I walked away. "No way deku! You get your own fucking floor? Why the hell do I have to share with all these extras?" Kacchan yelled at me.

"Kacchan calm the fuck down will you?" I asked. He immediately stopped and all of class 1-A was shocked out of their minds. "Yes, villains get their own floor because they are not trusted around civilians." I recited in a dead tone.

"Tch, whatever nerd!" Kacchan yelled. I smirked and rolled my eyes and went upstairs. "Izuuukuuuuu! I want to go out!" Toga whined. I chuckled. "Then ask your mother for permission. How is it going with Midnight anyways?" I asked. Toga's eyes sparkled and she rushed to her room.

She rushed back with a box in hand. "Oh no." I whispered. She started showing us all of the clothes midnight had got her. We laughed at her enthusiasm and then I turned to crusty. "What about the puppy? How's it going with him?" I asked. Crusty shrugged.

"It's alright..." he grumbled. I can tell he loves living with him. Since hound dog is a sort of therapist, crusty has a lot of traumatic experiences, and so he can talk it out. I'm glad that he's getting help.

"What about you burnt bacon? How's it going with cemontoss?" I asked. He smiled softly. "It's actually not all that bad. He's a good guy, I've got clothes, a place to sleep, and food. He's treats me nicely and he's actually played a few card games with me. I don't think it gets better than that." Dabi shrugged.

"Cheers to that!" I laughed. "Honestly, food, clothes, and a bed are luxury to me." I chuckled. They sighed. "Yeah dude, I think we can all agree that you have the worst childhood. Hell I don't think you had one." Dabi agreed. I shrugged.

"What? I got a piece of bread every week or other week. I could live on that. I got a change of clothes for when I went out, and the only thing I didn't have was a bed. It's pretty alright for me." I shrugged.

"But it's not alright!" Crusty sighed. I rolled my eyes. "I-I don't want to talk about my past life right now." I told them. They all backed off and toga asked something to change the subject.

"How's it going with the Aizawas?" She asked. I hesitated.

"W-well...Hitoshi is the only one who hates me. And he has every right to but...I'm going back to there house this weekend."