When the jester gets mad

Memories

After Kacchan has calmed down, we went back to the room. "Did you two fuck?" Toga giggled. Iida was immediately scolding her and I groaned.

"Damn it Kacchan! We should've used our time wisely!" I laughed. He rolled his eyes. "No, sadly. He was grumpy again so I had to scold him." I sighed. They laughed and I gave Kacchan a reassuring look.

"When the next obstacle?" I asked, they all shrugged. "ALLLLLL STUDENTS WHO PASSED PLEASE COME TO FIELD TWO!" Mic yelled. We all laughed at the timing and headed out. We were on the field and mic announced the next obstacle.

My gang immediately turned to each other. "Our all mighty leader is ontop! He's the lightest." Dabi sighed. I laughed. Dabi was in the back, I was carried, and toga and crusty were in the front.

The only piece of equipment shaggy was allowed to have his gloves. So basically my squad ran around while I stood proudly on top, pointing around...let's just say we came out on top...

"Dudes-and dudette- how did you do that? It almost seemed easy to you!" Sharky yelled. My gang was laughing and I couldn't help but join in with them.

"W-well...we've done something like that before." I admitted. "WHAT?" everyone yelled. We laughed some more.

"So, we were running away from pros one day-and I was injured!" I laughed, "and so Dabi was in the back so he could make sure I didn't fall over, and toga and crusty were holding my feet because I refused to be carried." I told them. "And Kurogiri was at our base, not knowing what the hell was happening!" I laughed.

Everyone else laughed. "We have got to hear more stories from you guys!" Duct tape laughed. My gang agreed. But I had the tea.

"Well... I can give you missions...or some of Kacchan's childhood memories." I smirked. Kacchan's eyes widened and he put a hand around my mouth.

"No." He told me. I quirked an eyebrow at him. I ripped his hand off my face. "Are you telling me no?" I asked in a deadly tone. He gulped. "No." He told me. I nodded in approval and turned back to everyone else.

"When we were kids, Kacchan came across a realization. His mom sat him down and told him to eat his broccoli. He looked at it and started crying." I smiled. Everyone's eyes widened in shock. "When his mom asked what was wrong, he said that he couldn't eat it because it looked like me." I smirked. Everyone awed.

"SHUT THE HELL UP DEKU!" he yelled. My stare hardened. "Just for that you're doing the thing you did when we were younger." I smirked. He looked at me confused. We headed into our rest room and sat down.

My hand and Kacchan's crew took up one whole table. "Com'n Kacchan~ you seriously don't remember?" I asked. He shook his head. I got a goofy smile on my face and I leaned over to him.

"NO WAY! IM NOT DOING THAT!" he yelled. I quirked an eyebrow. "Do it or else you have to stand on the table and do it." I smirked. He reddened and stood up.

"Katsuki katsuki," he put a finger on his face for each time he said his name. "You can call me katsuki." He said in a bored tone. I was recording the whole thing and everyone was holding in their laughter.

"Blonde hair, red eyes." At this point everyone had lost it. "I HOPE THAT YOU ALL DIE!" he yelled. I laughed so hard I fell out of my seat.

Kacchan was so embarrassed that when I got back in my chair, he sat in my lap and buried his head in my shoulder. "So when do the battle rounds start?" I asked. Bull looked at the clock. "Around twenty minuets." She told us. I nodded.

"I think it's uraka against bakugou first." Sharky said. I sighed. Rip bubbles. "It says that Dabi will be going up against todoroki." I choked on air. And so did Dabi. "Well shit, ok." I whispered. "What?" Sharky asked, confused.

I leaned over to Dabi. "Plan 397 and 246." I stage-whispered.

"You seriously have that many plans memorized?" Pikachu asked. I sighed.

"Even more. I think they're around six hundred? I have a full list in the dorms." I groaned. "Isn't that a big dangerous? Like keeping a list of plans?" Bull asked.

"You're smart. But so am I. It's like thumbprint activated. And it was all of our villain shit. It's obviously not needed anymore, but there are like ten I kept." I explained.

"What ten?" Kacchan asked in my shoulder. I started petting his hair. "Well, it's basically for our families. Sadly, crusty and giri don't have any since they don't have any family-other than us of course." I struck a pose. They laughed.

"Dabi has...two? One for his hair dad and another for his siblings, the two I named. Toga has one for her family, trust me you don't wanna know what it is." I guaranteed.

"Then I have the others. I think two were eliminated when I met my dearest Kacchan~" I cooed. "And the others are for my shit father. He's an asshole." I smiled lazily. They hung their heads. "Wowed heard in the hall." Duct tape whispered. I shrugged.

"It's in the past. If the past is in my way, I can't focus on the future." I told them. "Dude, that's so manly!" Sharky shouted. I laughed. "Yeah.. I guess it is." I smiled.

"CANNNNN BAKUGOU KATSUKI AND URAKA OCHAKU COME TO THE BATTLE FIELD!" Mix yelled. Kacchan stood up and I hugged him.

"Go kick some ass."

"Can't think of anything else I would do." He smirked. I rolled my eyes and patted his back. I walked out with him and his crew and my gang followed. I sat in the stands and tryed to ignore all the hate I got.Dabi sat beside me and toga sat beside him. Crusty sat on my other side. Bakugou's crew sat on either side of them.

"Buckle up! This is gonna get hot!"