When the jester gets mad

A bit kin-

After i spent the morning with the bakugou family, i was overjoyed. Well, except for the part where i learned i was feared by my favorite hero.

Today was a sunday, and the gang and bakugo was meeting up. I put my old shirt on and kacchan and i started walking towards to our meeting spot. As soon as dabi saw me he knew something was up.

"What the hell happened?" he asked. I sighed and I plopped into his arms. "Hitoshi aizawa said that i could kill my favorite hero family, and i learned that my favorite hero is scared of me." i sighed. His eyes widened.

"Dear god izuku!" dabi sighed and tightened his grip around me.

"Oh oh oh! Can i stab somebody?" toga asked. I sighed. "Sadly not toga. We dont kill the innocent." i reminded. She groaned in disappointment and turned to kacchan.

"Im just glad that your boyfriend over here didnt do anything." toga giggled as she poked kacchan. I laughed as kacchan turned red in embarrassment.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME EXTRA!" he screamed. "Kacchan, bring it down a hundred." i warned. He immediately shut up and i smirked. Crusty did the unexpected.

He grabbed me by the neck, lifting one finger up. Everyone's eyes widened and they took steps away form us.

"Shigaraki...what the hell man!" dabi yelled. Crusty laughed maniaclly. "If you want your precious izuku back, bakugo has to bark like a dog." crusty laughed. I knew what he was doing. I was totally fine. Nothing was going to happen to me, but Kacchan's ego is going to take a bullet.

"He would never-"

"Woof. woof." kacchan said in a kill-me-now tone. We all burst out laughing till we couldnt breath. Except for kacchan who was actually concerned for me.

"Good puppy~" i smirked while grabbing his chin. He became so red, he out did that kid from school's hair. He just sacked my hand away and grumbled while i smirked.

"So... we have trackers on our phones now. Thanks to the all mighty heros. What are we going to do for fun now?" toga whined. I chuckled. "How about we go grab a bite to eat?" I asked. We all agreed and we started walking around and when we ran into cops.

We didn't worry about it since we had been cleared of crimes thanks to the rat satan. We walked past still laughing and then I was pushed to the ground.

"Oí! What the hell!" I yelled. "Stay down Jester!" He yelled. I just complied, not wanting to go to jail. "Fucking let go of him bastard!" Kacchan yelled. "Kacchan stay." I warned. I was stood up and hand cuffs were put on me. But then the ph might Eraserhead had to come around and saw what happened.

"Hey! Let go of him! He's done nothing wrong and he was cleared of his crimes!" Aizawa yelled. The police officer scoffed, but let my cuffs on me. He and his partner drive off before we could get the key.

"Thanks Eraserhead." I told him, and started walking away. "Izuku, just come back." He sighed. I scoffed. "I know as sure as hell that your family doesn't want me back. Now please leave me alone." I told him. He left us alone and we started walking again. I looked down at the handcuffs.

This is some real kinky shit.

"How are you going to get those off?" Rusty asked. I looked at the cuffs and bakugo laughed.

"Can't you just separate like," he pretended to pull his cuffs apart, over exaggerating. I laughed.

"Yeah what if I'm just like, as strong as fuck?" I asked as I just pulled them apart, barely trying. Everyone started laughing so hard we almost fell over.

"I'm so fucking strong." I whispered deeply and started laughing again. We lost it even more and toga was on the floor laughing.

"Dear god Izuku~Chan! Don't make me laugh that hard again this week!" She laughed. Everyone immediately became uncomfortable.

"I feel like my stomache is going to rip open with the cramps and the laughing." She giggled.

"That's how bad they hurt?" I asked asked

"Yeah, sometimes I throw up it's so bad." Toga answered as we started to walk again.

"We never noticed...but." Dabi struggled to put words together.

"I mean yeah, I get used to dealing with it, you can't just like drop out of the game for a week, every month." Toga answered.

"They last a week?" Dabi asked in shock. She nodded.

"Sometimes more." She admitted.

Kacchan looked at the ground shocked. "Where does it all come from?" He asked.

"Well, it builds up for a month, and then your body flushed it out. And then the cycle starts again." Toga explained, highly amused at all the questions.

"Every month?" Crusty whispered.

"Every month." She nodded. Crusty put a hand over my mouth and mouthed the words again.

Toga nodded, on the verge of laughing. "Every month." Crusty put his hand over his mouth again. "It's too much."

"Where the fuck does it all go?" I asked. She looked like she was about to die and I knew I had asked the wrong question.

"Oh well, some girls like to shove a little bit of cotton-" and she was cut off by crusty fainting.

We all laughed our asses off and I took crusty over my shoulder. We went to a near-by cafe and asked for a cup of water. When they did, we took him outside and splashed the water on him. He woke up, startled and glared at us.

We ate at the cafe, trying to be quite and failing miserably. All that matters is that we had a good time.

Toga went home because of...reasons...and so the rest of us went home as well.

But little did we know...that the next few weeks...we're going to be absolutely a chaotic, for all of us.

run by satan.