When the jester gets mad

Stories

"Sooo one day izuku had sent us out to kidnap somebody." Toga giggled. "It was around Halloween and izuku had cultured us on movies. So while we suiting up and getting ready for the mission, Shiggy, Dabi, and I were all singing the song from 'a nightmare before Christmas' while going out to find somebody." She wheezed. Everyone else was dying.

"Who the hell pissed you off that much for you to kidnap them?" Kacchan asked. I sighed and tried to remember.

"Uhh it was some guy who had been going around doing shit to women." I said. They all froze. "What?" I asked.

"W-well, we thought you were a villain. Do you hurt your own kind?" Pikachu asked. Dabi, toga, crusty and I laughed. This caused the attention of the entire class.

"No! It's sort of like a...unwritten agreement! Touch a woman, man, hell a human, without their permission, and you've basically got a bounty over your head." I explained. They nodded and kurogiri came through the portal.

"GIRI!" toga, dabi, crusty and i yelled. Giri rubbed the back of his neck. "I-i hope im not intruding!" he said. We all said he wasnt and he sat down.

"So what are we talking about?" he asked we all smirked.

"Stories about our villain days-"

Kurogiri slapped a hand over my mouth. "Lets change the subject." he demanded. We all howled with laughter. "No way! We definitely arent now that you said something!" sharky yelled. I smirked.

"Fine. i have my own story." kurogiri sighed. We all cheered. "Izuku snapped one day and sent everyone in the corner for timeout." Giri sighed. Everyone laughed except crusty, toga, and dabi.

"Yeah, not fun. I only stabbed him once." she said. "And i only redid my scars!" dabi added. "And i took off the 'cone of shame'." crusty said, hand reaching up for his neck. I growled and yanked it away.

"Bad dog." i scolded. Everyone laughed. "Its not my fault you keep scratching your neck! We tried to moisturize and that didint work." i said. He huffed and looked away from me.

"So izuku, whats your story?" mina asked. Everyone in the class went silent at this, and they turned to me.

"Thats...a tough decision. Theres so many." i sighed. I closed my eyes and thought about it for a moment before opening my eyes back up and smirking.

"So there was an attempt robbery and the man said "move and I'll kill your dad" and so me and Dabi just started dancing and moving around as much as we possibly could. He was so confused and scared that he just fucking left." I laughed. Everyone else cackled and I turned to Kacchan.

"Oh right! Kacchan, remember the thing we talked about doing with eri later? I wanted to talk more about it." i told him. I bent down to eri. "How about you go eat with them, they'll take you to the roof and ill be there in ten minuets." i promised with a smile. She nodded and i kissed her forehead.

"Let her two feet near the edge and I'll personally push you off." I glared at them. They gulped and nodded.

I took kacchan's hand and we went out to the backside of the school where nobody on the roof could hear us.

"Whats the matter?" i asked him softly. He scratched his neck and looked away. "You're going to think its dumb." he snapped, his voice cracked. I sighed and grabbed his shirt, flipping him to the wall. "Tell me." i demanded.

He nodded. "Y-you called shigiraki your dog." he whispered. My eyes widened and i let out a hearty chuckle. "Do you really like the name so much, puppy~?" i whispered in his ear. He shivered and nodded.

"Well, for being such a good boy how about i treat you to something when we're shopping today?" i asked. I didnt miss the glint in his eyes. I smiled and kissed him gently. He kissed back and licked my lip teasingly. I quirked an eyebrow and opened my mouth. I will always remember his shocked face.

He hesitantly stuck his tongue in my mouth and I groaned at the feeling. He smiled and I smiled back. "Did you have fun puppy~?" I whispered in his ear. He shivered and nodded. "Well, I'll have to show you who's the top tonight." I growled in his ear, smirking. He shivered again and he smiled.

"Now, let's go eat." I smiled. He returned my smile and nodded, grabbing my hand. We intertwined fingers and we went to the roof. "Is my child ok?" I asked as I opened the door. Eri ran up to me, hugging my legs.

"Awww, come here." I cooed and picked her up, hugging her tightly. She giggled and I plopped her down. Then she hugged Kacchan. His eyes widened and he slowly picked her up, hugging her tightly. He kissed her head and placed her down.

"Yay!" Eri giggled and I smiled. Eri sat down and started humming and nodding her head. "Thanks for watching her." I said to the pack.

They said it was fine and we all laughed as we ate. "I'm bored, and we have like another half an hour." I said. Everyone agreed and Eri eventually climbed into bakugou's arms.

Eri messed up on her drawing and yelled out. Us crackheads thought it would be funny to yell back.

Eri giggled and yelled at us again, louder. Then we yelled back at her, even louder. This continued to happen until we were all out of breath. We laughed and messed around a bit more until the bell rung.