When the jester gets mad

Talking family

They applauded and I dropped my drumsticks, and wiped my sweat with my shirt. "Ayeeee another nice performance!" bull said. I laughed and thanked her. "Wait another?" bubbles asked.

"Yep! They played given up for us before! It kicked ass." sharky agreed. I laughed and fist-bumbed dabi, crusty, and toga.

"Oh my god, i need to hear that." earbuds whispered. I laughed loudly. "You can join next time, it turns out best when its the first song." i said. "Damnit." she whispered. I laughed and got up.

"Well, lets put this stuff away." i said. They agreed and we put everything we had used, away. We started walking to the rooms and i felt a tug on my shirt. I turned around to see kota.

"That was pretty cool." he muttered. I smiled and held my fist out. He flinched as if i was going to hurt him...

"Come on kid! Fist bump!" i smiled. He hesitantly bumped my fist and i shot it up in the air. "Nice dude!" i smiled. He grew flustered and stomped away. I chuckled and turned to eri.

"Hey eri, what is you had a brother?" i asked. She gasped. "Am i getting one?" she asked frantically. I laughed loudly and hugged her. "Well, there are a few things i would like to do. But its a secret." i whispered. She whined.

"I want a brother!" she said. I chuckled and ruffled her hair. "Maybe eri, anyways, go hop along to bed, i want to talk with mom." i smiled she nodded, and skipped away.

"I want to make it official." i said as soon as she couldnt hear what we were saying. He looked at me confused. "What do you mean, deku?" he asked. I took a shaky breath.

"I want to officially adopt eri." i whispered. He gasped and hugged me tightly. "Thats amazing izuku!" he said. I smiled and kissed his cheek. "And i would like to...split the guardian ship fifty fifty with you." i whispered, smiling at him.

He gasped and started crying. "Fuck! I-i mean just i-if you like wanted to." i said. He cut me off with a kiss. "Im so fucking happy." he whispered. I smiled and we stayed there for a while like that, in each other's arms.

"Lets go get our kid." i whispered. He wiped his eyes and nodded. I kissed his forehead and he leaned into my touch. We went into our room to see eri fast asleep in the bed. She was still in her clothes, and i didnt know what to do.

I quickly texted toga, since she was the one closer to us, and i asked her to help eri get changed. After a few minutes, toga opened the door, and i hugged her, thanking her.

"I may have overheard your little conversation in the hall, and i want to be aunt." she demanded. I rolled my eyes. "Sure." i said. She cheered and skipped away. "Shes going to be the death of me." i whispered. Kacchan laughed softly and we went into our room. We got changed and snuggled into bed with eri.

The next morning, there were knocks on the door. We got up and i answered it. "Training time!" mandalay said excitedly. I groaned and she laughed, going onto the next door. We all got changed, and went outside.

"Heyyy izuku!" pikachu said. I simply waved and eri said hello. "Aizawa's still asleep and so im guessing we have around an hour before we actually do something." he told us. I groaned again and they laughed.

"Kacchan, i dare you to send the last picture in your camera roll to mina." i smirked, bored. he paled and i chuckled. He shakily grabbed his phone, saw the last picture, and put a hand over his mouth.

"No." he said. I smirked. "Do it." i said. "I cant do it, i cant send it!" he whined. I rolled my eyes, getting impatient. "Just do it. And send. The picture." i demanded. "Alright! Alright!" he said weakly. He pressed something on his phone, and my phone buzzed. I pulled it out and my jaw dropped.

"Babe...." i whispered. He looked at me fearfully. "Y-yeah?" he whispered. "You sent it to m." i smirked. "NO!" he yelled. "Nice ass." i smirked. He looked as if he could die from embarrassment.

It was kacchan...im a maid outfit...with puppy ears. I messed around with my phone, and set it as my home screen wallpaper. My lock screen wallpaper is the one the girl at the store took of us.

People started showing up, and then a huge ass yellow caterpillar joined us. "Get ready assholes." he said in his monotone voice.

We went through more quirk testing, and it was actually kind of fun. "Alright, lets get some quirk training in." aizawa said, after the tests. I sighed. "Izuku, you can sit out." he said. I saluted him, and plopped onto the grass.

"Mr.Aizawa sensei, it is highly frowned upon to favorite your students." robot said. I laughed so hard, my eyes were glossy. "Oh god no! Im not a favorite, i just dont have anything to train;" i said. "But why are toga, dabi, and shig-"

"Let me spell it out for ya robot! Im quirkless. No quirk, therefore, no quirk training." i said, plopping back down onto the grass. I think i put the class into shock.

They were yelling one moment, and dead silent the next. After a while of this, they were able to calm down, and aizawa was able to resume teaching. I played with eri, goofing around with her, like (carefully) tackling her to the ground when she tried to escape my death tickles.

I was relaxing when i saw a flash of red around the corner. I waved to it, and it squeaked. I chuckled and patted the seat besides me. He came over hesitantly and kota sat besides me. I started talking to him about random things, until and grabbed my hand and looked up at me

"Why are you being so nice to me?"