When the jester gets mad

Never have I ever,

"Daddy...why are you sad?" Eri asked. I smiled softly and tucked her in bed. "I'm not sweets." I said. She outed and crossed her arms. "No lying!" She scolded. I chuckled and kissed her forehead.

"Go to bed lovie." I said. She grumbled. "Sing me a song, pweasseee!" She asked. I smiled softly and agreed. I cleared my throat.

"Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow

Skies are blue

And the dreams that you dare to dream

Really do come true

Someday I'll wish upon a star

And wake up where the clouds are far

Behind me

Where troubles melt like lemon drops

Away above the chimney tops

That's where you'll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow

Bluebirds fly

Birds fly over the rainbow

Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly

Beyond the rainbow

Why, oh why can't I?

I finished the song to see Eri fast asleep in bed. I smiled and kissed her head. I got up, turned off the light, and turned around in the hallway to see kacchan. I gasped softly and looked down.

"Wanna talk?" kacchan asked. I sighed and walked over to him, plopping my head down on his shoulder. "Im exhausted." i said. He sighed and wrapped his arms around me. "Lets get changed." i said. He nodded and we walked to my room.

We got changed, and he wore my fucking hoodie. The one with the skull. I almost died, and he just smirked at me. He stuck his tongue out at me and i quirked an eyebrow.

I walked over to him slowly, and he backed up. I smiled and he tripped over my bed. He fell backwards and i grabbed his wrists. "I think you forgot who was in charge here, puppy." i growled in his ear. He whimpered and i smirked. I bit his ear and he gasped.

"Ill let it go for now, since we have guests. Be good, or ill put a leash on you." i smirked. He flushed scarlet and i walked back to the room where we had the sleepover.

"Hey bitches." i said. They all said hello and kacchan came in. He sat down, and i sat down behind him, burying my face into his neck. "Oooh! Bakugou! I lover your top!" mina said. Toga, and dabi choked. "I have a fucking name you know." i said.

They all gasped and then burst out laughing. "Bakugou is a bottom?" pikachu asked in shock. This caused more laughter. The door burst open and aizawa was in the doorway.

"Go to fucking bed, its midnight." he said. I rolled my eyes. "Hobo, we all know you dont fuking sleep, and mic can just take out his hearing aids." i said. Aizawa grumbled before shutting the door.

"What do you mean hearing aids?" toga asked. I shrugged. "Because of his quirk, mic is Damn well close to deaf." i answered calmly. They "oh"ed and i nodded.

"So, never have i ever slept more than four hours." i said. Some people put their fingers down, and others didnt. Kacchan thankfully did.

"Never have i gotten bakubro to calm down when hes in a fit." kirishima said. I was the only one to put a finger down. "how??" everyone yelled.

"Well, as a kid, nothing worked. Like not even his mom could stop him. And so i had one thing." i smirked. "I would go KATSUKI BAKUGOU!" i yelled. Kacchan jumped a mile and started shaking. Everyone tried to hold in their laughter, but i just took him into my arms and he buried his head into my shoulder.

"I cant believe that works." pikachu whispered. "It doesnt work for anyone else. We had a lot of things as kids." i smiled.

"Damn, he out like a light." crusty said. I looked down to see kacchan snoring softly into my shoulder. I smiled and pet his hair. "Im surprised he lasted this long. He usually goes to be at eight thirty." i said. They stared at me in shock. I nodded.

"God i love him." i whispered. "I cant believe he can look so calm." dabi whispered, looking at him nervously. I chuckled. "Yeah, he can be an angry boy sometimes." i agreed. "Sometimes? His resting expression is pissed!" toga laughed. I rolled my eyes. "Alright, never have i ever smoke." sero said. I put a finger down.

"Never have i ever drank." toga said, smirking at dabi and i. We groaned and put a finger down. "Moving on." i groaned. "Never have i ever read a book for my own purposes." crusty said. Some people put their fingers down, including me.

"Never have i ever had a quirk." i smirked. They all put their fingers down with a huff.

"Never have i ever had good set parents." dabi said. The heroes put their fingers down.

"Izuku, why didnt you put your finger down?" mina asked. I quirked an eyebrow.

"My father was a druken bastard, and my mother died." i said. Hitoshi sighed. "You moron! She means our dads." he said. My eyes widened and i slowly got up.

"Kacchan needs a bed, im not a bed." i forced a chuckle and picked him up, rushing out of the room. I walked to my room, and couldn't stop the sap-happy smile that crept its way to my face.

I got my cigarettes out, and went to the window. I opened it and enjoyed a cigarette, before small hands wrapped around my waist.

"Why hello." i smiled, putting my cigarette out fully. Kacchan smiled, in an adorable way, and i kissed his nose.

"I can tell your tired, lets go to bed." he whined. I sighed and grabbed his waist carefully. "My little pet." i hummed. He smiled up at me. "Always getting what he wants." i chuckled. He flushed slightly and hugged me.

"Only because my master's the best."