When the jester gets mad

Drunk Izuku

I was at kacchan's since eri and kota were at dad's. I refused to let them see me drunk. Thankfully kacchan had agreed and i went to his place. Stain dropped my off at the front porch and i could only that the havens that kacchan's parents were out of town.

Kacchan opened the front door and quickly helped me inside. I thanked him and kissed his neck softly, almost not even touching him. "Stop! That tickles." kacchan told me. My eyes widened. "You have skittles?" i asked excitedly. Kacchan rolled his eyes.

"No, i dont have skittles." he said. I huffed, but then smirked. "Well since you cant have those, wanna taste my rainbow?" i asked. I barely knew what i was saying at this point.

"Izuku, calm yourself down. We're going to a amusement park in a few days so kota and eri can ride roller coasters." kacchan said. I huffed and grabbed kacchan's collar. "Why ride roller coasters when you can just ride me?" i asked. He flushed and threw me on the bed.

"How much did you drink?" kacchan asked. I squinted and tried to remember what ketchup stain had said. "I think he said ten bottles of the strong shit." i slurred. Kacchan sighed and put a hand on the side of my face.

"You've had a bad day. Go to sleep." he whispered. I grumbled and held his hand against my face. "Normal people have a bad day. Ive had a bad life." i told him. Kacchan looked at me with those sad eyes and i kissed his hand.

"Your so pretty, my love." i whispered. He flushed slightly and smiled. "Can we go get a shower? Please?" he asked. I grumbled but nodded. He chuckled and led me to the bathroom. We both got a shower, and it was freezing. I was making random comments here and there, but i cant even remember what i was saying.

We were laying on the bed and i saw small kacchan. He shoved me to the ground. "I hate you stupid deku!" he yelled. I laughed, and laughed some more. "W-well kacchan, i hate myself to! We can be friends again! Dont leave me please...i-if i take you a-advice will you l-love me again? Ha ah ha ha ha." i let out shaky and cracky laughs.

I was being shaken awake to see bigger kacchan with tears running down his face, gripping my shoulders. "Please...dont think like that." he cried. I realized it had only been a dream and let out a shaky breath, closing my eyes and looking down.

"Im sorry. It was only a dream. We were kids and...you said you hated me. It...was a lot for me." i whispered. Kacchan hugged me tightly and i hugged him back just as tight. I kissed his head, and face several times. But i quickly shoved him away before hurling on the floor next to his bed. I can only thank the havens that he has a wood floor.

"Im sorry, im sory im sorry." i repeated, gripping my hair. Damnit izuku! Look what you did! You fucking mess!

"Izuku, its alright. We can clean it up. Im going to get you a bucket alright?" kacchan told me softly. I nodded and tried to get up to help but he pushed me back down. "You need to rest. Ill be right back." he said. I nodded slighty and downed the cold bottle of water next to me.

Kacchan soon came back upstairs and, even against his protest, i helped clean up the puke. When i laid back down in bed i was surrounded by towles and i didnt have and sheets on me. When kacchan tried to climb into bed with me i scoffed.

"Go lay down in your parents room, or the guest room. Your not sleeping with somebody who threw up just now." i told him. He raised an eyebrow and gave me a challenging look. I yelped andhe smirked. He climbed into bed besides me and....

He made me the little spoon.....

"Noooooooooooooooooooooo." i whined. He chuckled and kissed the back of my head. "Calm down. Its for one night." he told me. I grumbled but agreed. Just for one night.

I slowly drifted off to sleep, hearing kacchan deep, long breaths.

When i woke up, i had the headache of a babysitter watching seven demons at a time. I winced and grabbed my head, trying to get rid of the stabbing pain. What even happened last night? Where am i? I looked round and found myself in kacchan's room. The longer i sat, the more the memories came back.

Im disgusted in myself.

I let out a shaky breath and even a few tears escaped my eyes. What the hell did i say to kacchan? Why the hell couldnt i just keep of the alcohol. Im turning into...him.

"Izuku?"

My breath got caught in my throat and i quickly wiped my eyes before turning to kacchan. "Yeah baby?" i asked quietly. "Are you alright?" he asked. I smiled at him softly and nodded. "Thanks to you. Im going to get a shower and go see my kids." i smiled. He smiled back and nodded.

Of course i was lying. Stupid deku, cant do anything right.

I got my shower and got changed in a spare set of clothes that i had at kacchan's house. When we were ready, and kacchan had eaten, we drove over to the aizawas. We walked up to the front door and before we could get on the porch, two balls of light came running at me.

I gasped as I was almost tipped off of my balance and when I looked down I saw Eri and Kota hugging my legs and crying. I cooed and bent down. I hugged them tightly and they hugged back as tightly as they could.

"I'm so sorry Eri, Kota. I love you both so much."