When the jester gets mad

At your service

Another year later, the cafe was going amazing as usual. It was a quieter time in the cafe, so i was able to scold Toga and Dabi.

I had a newspaper rolled up and was smacking them with it.

"Izuku~chan! Comeeee onn!! Im sorrryyy!" toga apologized.

"Dont wanna hear about it! You are not excuse for breaking the ding dang TV!"

"Hey it wasnt my fault that she got scared when i jumped out!" Dabi accused. I just rolled my eyes and smacked them each over the head again before turning back to the cashier. Over the year, we had gotten used to serving several dishes and severa people at the same time.

Our popularity grew and so did our menu. We kept getting more and more people because of all we had on the menu, and for three people to do. It was like running a panera with three people.

I had been ordering toga and dabi to the death of schoolwork, since ive been doing college classes since i was younger, i could teach them. When work was low, i would smack them over the head with a newspaper. The customers always laughed at that.

"You know what the worst thing to say is? 'Dont worry about it', like! What flavor is your ice cream izu?" dabi asked toga. She paused for a moment then smirked.

"Dont worry about it."

"I mean i wasnt before,but what the fudge is in your ice cream? Im genuinely worried now." dabi said, frightened. I snorted and hit them over the head again.

"Back to work morons. The customers are starting to kick up again." i ordered. They gave me fake salutes and we continued working.

And an hour or two later, i regret my life.

"Alright. Both of you. In your corners." i demanded. They looked at me in shock.

"No!" they both shouted. I rolled my eyes and grabbed them by their collars and threw them into the back room.

"Dabi, don't try to light toga on fire. Toga, dont try to drink  dabi's blood. If i hear anything from either of you, im going out tonight alone." i warned. They gasped and it made me chuckle.

About an hour later, toga and dabi had been out of confinement and toga asked a weird question.

"What do you look for in a man izuku~chan?"

I smiled. "I want someone to come up to me, look me i the eyes, grab my face softly, and turn as hard as they cna so i can be put out of my fucking misery."

They looked at me in shock and i just shrugged and continued to clean up the place.

We got a strange customer. His skin was all crusty and he had a weird type of glove on. All it took, was one look at Dabi and I knew he liked this guy. Yeah...all of the royals are gay...

"Hello! Welcome to the Royal cafe! What can I get for you?" I asked. He sighed, slightly scratching at his neck. "I'll have a chamomile tea." He said with a raspy voice.

"Alright! I'll make that now." I smiled. I just nodded and he went over to a table. I made his tea and mixed it in with the tea bag. I personally walked over to him and placed it down.

"It's free of charge to villains." I whispered. He choked on air and looked up at me. I smirked and gave a wink before walking away, leaving him dumbstruck.

"So he's a villain?" Toga whispered. I nodded and turned to Dabi. "Looks like you have a chance for him after all." He flushed and threw a towel at me. I just caught it and put it over my shoulder. A little later, Easerhead came in.

"Ah! How may I help you? Same thing as yesterday?" I asked. He nodded and I quickly made his drink. I asked toga to take it over and she did, checking on a few customers. All of a sudden when the cafe was quiet, eraserhead jumped up and his capture tape was floating around him.

Well shit.

There's two ways this can go. Either he found out about us, or he saw the villain. I sighed and excused myself from the customer I was about to take an order from.

Eraserhead shot his capture tape of shigaraki and I sighed. I held my hand out and toga tossed me a knife. I cut through the tape efficiently and crusty face dropped to the floor. I turned to look at Eraserhead and his shocked face.

"There is no fighting in my cafe." I said with a stern voice. Eraserhead scoffed. "This is a villain!" Eraserhead complained like a small child. I just smiled softly.

"If you want, you can take this outside. I don't want to disrespect you, I just don't feel like making your wallet lighter with all the repairs this place will need if you battle." I shrugged.

Eraserhead grumbled and sat down. I nodded in approval and went back to the cashier station. We worked until two, and when we closed shop, crusty was still there. Thankfully Eraserhead had gone home earlier. I even sent Dabi out just to trail him and make sure of it.

Toga and Dabi were behind me and crusty ass was facing us from his seat at his table.

"My name is Shigiraki. How did you know I was a villain?" He asked. I chuckled. "The same day I found out that these two were villains, I could smell the blood on you." I smirked. His eyes widened.

"Your villains?" He asked. I scoffed. "Dear god your slow. We are only the best! This is King and Queen." I showed toga and Dabi off with my hands. At this time, his eyes were as wide as saucers. I took a bow, still looking at him.

"And, I am the jester, At your service."