When the jester gets mad

Stories

In the morning, kacchan's throat was sore and it made me laugh. I kissed his head and praised him for what he did last night. It made it up to him and he blushed, looking away.

I smiled and started a cigarette before school.

"Kacchan, love, Im getting low on cigarettes. I need to go get some today, do you mind coming along? I don't trust Eri with anyone else for over two hours when I'm not supervising, and I want to get her ice cream." I said. Kacchan smiled.

"Sure." He told me. I smiled and kissed him before leaving. I walked down to eri's room and knocked on her door. When I didn't get a response I grew worried and I opened her door.

I was relieved to see her still asleep in her bed. I smiled at her and I gently nudged her shoulder gently. She rubbed her eyes and when she saw me she smiled.

"Guess what zuku?" She asked excitedly. I smiled at her. "What Eri?" I asked. "I didn't wake up the entire night! And, and, no nightmares!" She said excitedly again. I pretended to look shocked and my mouth opened and my eyes widened.

"No way! That's awesome! Now, go get dressed. We've got school." I told her. She nodded excitedly and rushed off. When she came back, she was wearing brown boots, black leggings, a red dress, and a white shirt.

(Basically what she wears in the anime)

"Can I hang out with Mina and toga again today?" She asked. "Well, Kacchan and I are going to go to a store somewhere. And I don't trust them to watch you, so you're coming with us." I told her. She nodded excitedly. We started walking out of her room and we met up with the pack.

Eri looked deep in thought and so I decided to ask her about it. "What's the matter Eri?" I asked. She looked up at me with a confused face. "If you're dad, and katsuki is your boyfriend, does that make him other dad?" She asked. Everyone in the pack laughed and Kacchan was red as a tomato.

"Yep. You have two dads, is that ok?" I asked. She looked at me confused. "Why wouldn't it be ok?" She asked. The pack awed and I smiled. "A lot of people don't like two boys or two girls together. They think it's wrong." I told her. She looked confused. "Why? If you two love each other, then what's the matter?" She asked.

Everyone awed again and I picked her up. "We'll have this talk later, let's get to school. I told her. She nodded frantically and I smiled. The entire group was laughing and yelling at one another, and Eri was giggling and having so much fun.

"Dad I wanna go on your shoulders!" Eri giggled. I laughed and easily lifted her up onto my shoulders. "Izuku! Be careful!" Kacchan scolded me. The pack laughed loudly. "Eri, call him mom!" Pikachu yelled. Eri giggled and nodded.

"Calm down mom! Dad's got me!" Eri giggled so much she lost balance. Kacchan was behind to steady her and we all laughed again.

"I am so excited that tomorrow is Friday!" Mina yelled excitedly. I smiled. "Same, Eri is going to get to stay with the Aizawa's and I." I said. She squealed and nodded. "Yeah, how did mr.aizawa and present mic become your parents anyways?" Duct tape asked. I sighed.

"Well, us villains needed a guardian or guardians because we were "untrusted" and so toga got midnight, because girls." I deadpanned. Everyone chuckled. "Crusty got hound dog because of his issues." I said. That earned me a slap. "Dabi got cementoss because cementoss's quirk can't get burned from dabi's flames."

"What about you?" Mina asked. "They gave me aizawa because they didn't know what my quirk was." I said. "Oh yeah, you never told us what it is!" Sharky yelled. I sighed and looked at Kacchan.

"It's now or never." Kacchan said. I nodded. "I'm quirkless." I said. Their jaws dropped and Eri patted my head reassuringly. I took a deep breath. "You can hate me-"

"Why the hell would we hate you?" Duct tape yelled. I looked at them in confusion. "Yeah! I think it's awesome that the most feared villain out there can't be stopped by anything, and they're quirkless!" Pikachu said excitedly. I chuckled and smiled brightly.

"Thanks." I said. They all nodded and patted my back. Eri was playing with my hair and was saying how soft it was. We walked into Ua and then into class 1-A. Thankfully, we didn't get any trouble.

"I'm tired, free time." Aizawa said. We all cheered loudly. Today was purely a home-room day so we didn't have any other classes.

The pack gathered in the back so we could talk to each other. "I want dad number two to hold me!" Eri smiled. Everyone laughed and Kacchan was redder than Kirishima's hair!

Kacchan held his arms out to her and she cheered and got in his arms. I gave her something to work on for school and humming to herself. I couldn't help but take a photo.

"Izuku! Can we hear more stories about the time you were villains?" Mina asked excitedly. Toga, crusty, Dabi and I laughed like hyenas.

"Sure. We'll each tell our own." I said. Crusty started since we was the first seat in the back. "Well, we were speeding one day, izuku stole a car, and I was driving since Why the hell not. I was only going ten miles above the speed limit when the cops pulled us over." Shigiraki huffed. We laughed.

"Since we thought they didn't know about the stolen car, we pulled over. Since we always have our masks on, nobody knew our identity. We were freaking out because we were broke at the time." Crusty chuckled and the ex-villain squad sighed.

"And I was at the driver's seat! I was like 'what do we do what do we do?' And Dabi gave me the suggestion: 'play dead' and I was like 'oh shit why the hell not?' And when the cop was at the window I went limp. My head slammed into the horn and it just went on." Crusty said. We all were dying of laughter. "We ended up not even getting a fine for making the cop laugh so hard, and just a warning."

"That was fun, but now it's my turn." Dabi smirked. "Shoto! Might wanna here this one." Dabi cackled. Shoto hesitantly came over.

"So there was a huge ass villain fighting endeavor, and izuku may or may not have provoked him, and so he got caught in the fight with the number two pro." Dabi smirked. "And we were all just sitting on a rooftop watching the big fight." Dabi continued.

"Endeavor is getting his ass beat and I'm having the fucking time of my life." Dabi smiled. Everyone laughed.

"And when he looked up and saw us on the roof, he had lost so much blood he thought we were heros!" He laughed. Everyone else laughed as well.

"He asked us for help, and since izuku carries his speaker around to play his song, I yelled, 'this is so sad, Queen! Play despacito!' And despacito came on, while endeavor was beaten." Dabi laughed everyone else was dying.

"My turn! My turn!" Toga said excitedly. I could only think of what she was going to say.