When the jester gets mad

Murder the grape!

The next morning in the dorms, aizawa started banging on pots and pans. "STUDENTS, GRAB YOUR SHIT WERE LEAVING!" he yelled. We all groaned but got up. I got eri's clothes out for the trip, and kacchan had to go to hs dorm to pack. Eri carried her few toys she had and everyone cooed. At her.

"Mineta, grab your tablet i dont want you talking to me." aizawa said. We all laughed and eri rode on my shoulders. "I want to be carried." kacchan mumbled. I smirked.

"Hey kacchan, i can fit the whole world in my hands." i said, bull immediately got her phone out along with toga and pikachu.

"No you cant stupid deku!" he laughed. I rose an eyebrow and handed eri to him. Then i picked kacchan up bridal style, and eri was in his lap. He yeped and held onto eri tightly.

"Baka! Eri could have gotten hurt!" he yelled, kissing eri's head gently. She smiled and kisses his head. "Im alright mom!" she smiled. I quickly fixed up breakfast with dabi, sugar man, and surprisingly handsy.

(hes talking about our boys shouji and sato)

Handsy was amazing at mixing, and it helped tons. After breakfast, we piled onto the bus and the pack sat in the back, kacchan, eri and i to a seat. "Eri, are you sure you want to sit with us? Theres not much room unless you want to sit on one of our laps." kacchan said in a soft voice. She smiled and hopped onto kacchan's lap who was by the window.

Kacchan smiled and kissed her head. I turned to dabi and crusty who were sitting across from us. Pikachu, toga, and bull were squeezed into a seat, somehow, and sharky and tape were infront on us.

Eri talked with kacchan for a while, and about an hour later, she was obviously getting tired. I didnt blame her, she woke up early just to go with us. I didnt want her going with us, because i knew what was going to happen with the league, but i might as well spend every moment i could with her.

The pack saw this, and quieted down. We were the loudest ones, and so everyone noticed when we went quiet. They didnt know what was going on, but they decided to quiet down thankfully. I will have to thank them when we get there.

Aizawa said we would have to spend like five hours on the bus. Not fun. We talked in whispers in the back, laughing quietly. I looked to my left to see kacchan and eri fast asleep. I smiled softly, kissing their heads.

"You really love those two. I can see it in your eyes." dabi said quietly. I smiled and nodded. "They're my light. They make me so happy." i whispered, leaning back and closing my eyes.

"Your a good man dude." sharky agreed from in front of us. I chuckled and thanked him. We heard a frightened yell form toga and mina's seat and i shot up, ready to kick ass. "Whats wrong?" i asked quickly. Mina pointed a shaky finger at a certain purple grape on the floor. I froze and looked him dead in the eyes.

He yelled and crawled to the front. People tried to put their legs down to stop him, but he was so small he got away. I chased after him, ready to kill a bitch.

I was wrapped in capture gear, and even then i was struggling. "Problem child, calm down, i dont want homicide on your record." he grumbed. "My record was cleared, it can be again!" i yelled.

"I would like for you to restrain from harming another student, its disrespectful and dangerous to the environment." robot said, his arms going a mile a minute. I groaned. "Damn dude, get that six inch pole, outta your ass!" i yelled. People laughed and i glared at aizawa.

"release me peasant." i demanded. He scoffed and released me, hesitantly, and i went back to my seat in th back, glaring at the purple grape. "Duct Tape, tape a barrier to all the girls seats, and tape grape dude up while your at it." i growled. He saluted me, first taping mineta up and sticking him to the ceiling, before taping girls a barrier.

"Ok, is there any way we can re-elect class prez? No offense iida kero." tsu asked. Iida bowed. "I can agree, izuku would be a perfect class representative, already having experience leading a group." iida said. I sighed.

"I dont really know guys, it was a small villain gig. A whole class is...iffy." i said. They laughed. "Dude, you'd be perfect! Your instincts ould act on their own." sharky said. I groaned and face-planted in my seat, earning a head pat from eri.

"Excuse you miss, when did you get up?" i asked, a playful smile tugging at my lips. She huffed. "Mom and i both got up when auntie toga and auntie mina screamed!" she said. My head snapped towards mineta and he screamed.

"Your lucky i dont want eri seeing blood." i growled. He let out a breath of relief and continued to swing with the bus.

We were loud again, and i managed to fall asleep. But not for long. 

Thanks for 7K, he's an extra chap