When the jester gets mad

Family outting

"Alright assholes! Kacchan Eri and I are going to go shop around for a little, and then we can all hang out at my place." I smirked. Everyone cheered and Kacchan picked up Eri.

Ever since Eri hugged him, Kacchan had been way more protective with Eri. "Ready?" I asked. "Yeppers!" Eri yelled. Kacchan chuckled and nodded.

Eri hummed a song under her breath as Kacchan and I walked to the store. "H-hey Izuku..." Kacchan trailed off as Eri picked a toy out. "Yeah puppy?" I asked. He flushed and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Do you ever l-like imagine what our life will be like when we're older? Do you think we'll break up o-or-" I cut him off my taking his hands in mine.

"I have been fucking worried about you leaving me since we started going out. I will never leave you katsuki bakugou. Even if you tried to kill me, I'd still be chasing after you." I told him. He smiled and nodded, visibly relaxed.

"And...I do think about our future lives. I want to have a few kids. At least two so Eri won't be alone. And...we'll get our own big apartment in the city. We'll have all we could have ever asked for because my big Kacchan is a pro." I smirked, nudging his shoulder. He chuckled.

"But...I've never thought about what I could do." I muttered. Kacchan looked at me confused. "You're in UA deku!" He told me. I laughed and smiled. "Yeah but... nobody will want me to be a hero." I told him. He rolled his eyes. "Why not?" He asked. I gave him a look.

"With all these piercings and all my- nevermind." I quickly stopped myself. "And all your what deku?" Kacchan asked. "Oh hey Eri! Did you find what you wanted?" I asked her. She nodded excitedly and giggled. "Looks! Now uni has a friend!" She said excitedly. I smiled at her and nodded. "That's great! Lets go pay!" I said. She jumped up and down, excited.

Kacchan put her on his shoulders and she giggled. "Let's gooo!" She laughed. Kacchan and I smiled at each other and the shutters of a camera flashed. We looked surprised at the girl who took it.

She yelped and his her face. "I-I'm so sorry! I just thought you had a really cute family and I couldn't resist taking a picture! Y-you can have it!" She said quickly handing me the photo she took. I looked at it and smiled.

"Do you have an SD card?" I asked. She nodded in defeat. "I swear I'll delete it!" She said. I shook my head softly. "Theres no need! By your pansexual pin on your shirt i know your part of the LGBTQ+ community! I just wanted you to send the picture to me!" i smiled. She gasped. "O-of course! Whats your email?" she asked.

We traded information and then kacchan, eri and i walked to check out. Eri placed her toy on the register and the woman smiled. "You have such a cute kid." the woman complemented. I smiled and kacchan smiled as well. "Thank you! She was so good with schoolwork today that i decided she needed a prize! We're getting icecream after this." i told the register lady.

"That sounds so much fun! What flavor are you gonna get?" the lady asked. Eri thought about it. "Apple!" she smiled. We all laughed and i got my wallet out. "Uhh can two packs of XXX?" i asked, pointing to a pack of cigarettes. She nodded and i payed for everything.

"Alright eri! Lets go get ice cream and head back to aizawas." i smiled she nodded and made grabby hands towards kacchan. I cooed and took a picture of kacchan. He flushed and eri buried her face into his neck.

"I love mom's smell." she muttered. Kacchan flushed and i laughed,kissing their foreheads.

"Hey eri, what would you think of having a brother or sister?" i asked her. She thought about it for what felt like a long time.

"I want a brother! Kiri told me that sisters are annoying." she said, scrunching up her nose. Kacchan and i laughed. "Well, you'll think all siblings are annoying!" kacchan smiled. Eri huffed,

"Are we still getting ice cream?" she asked. I smiled and nodded. We walked for a bit until we found the best icecream shop in japan.

"Hello, what can i get for you three today?" the man working the register asked. I smiled. "Please give us one moment. Eri here hasnt had much ice cream before, i smiled apologetically." the man shook his head in understanding.

"Eri, theres no straight apple, but there's apple pie." i told her. She nodded even more and i laughed.

"One apple pie, one chocolate chip cookie dough, and, babe what do you want?" i asked kacchan. He was about to answer when a woman behind us gasped.

"There are filthy faggots in the shop!" she exclaimed. This caused a scene. "Kacchan, cover her ears." i told him. He nodded and made sure not to let her hear.

"Ma'm please. We just wanted some icecream and we'll be out of you way." i said, trying not i drop kick her in the face. "No! Faggots should not supposed to be alive! Let alone buy icecream!" she scoffed. I clenched a fist at her words and squeezed my eyes shut.

"Ma'm. i know its a sin. But i have done worse." i told her, voice cracking. I picked eri up and grabbed kacchan's hand.

"Im sorry guys, lets see if we have any icecream at home." i whispered and walked out of the shop, on the verge of tears. We started walking away and when we reached a park, i couldnt walk anymore and i let eri go and play while kacchan and i sat on a bench.

"Fuck." i whispered, bringing a hand to my eyes. "Zuku, its alright. You did the right thing. I could tell you were trying to hold back." he reassured me, rubbing my back.

"I-i know...i-it just brings back memories of my dad." i whispered. Kacchan sighed and hugged me. I hugged him back and we turned around to see eri holding up a bunch of flowers.

"Dads! I know you were sad and so i brought you flowers! Flowers make me feel better!" eri smiled. I smiled back and hugged her tightly. "Thank you so much eri! We'll have to put these in a vase!" i smiled.

She smiled back and i kissed her forehead.

"Excuse me!" a voice behind us yelled.