Broken Translations

Books Are Violent (from The Amazing World of Gumball S4E34)

Originally written by Ben Bocquelet, Louise Coats, Guillaume Cassuto, Nathan Auerbach, Daniel Berg, Joe Parham and Tobi Wilson.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.

Everybody read a book, wreak havoc across the nation
Common just have a look, there's such violent inspiration
Everyone reads - they are dead
It has a powerful engine here

"Lord of the Flies" is a book each parent cherishes!
The feral kids survive, but the one with glasses perishes!
Lie is one of the most popular children's education books.
Children who are divorced can survive but die with glasses.

If you want more blood and guts, give Shakespeare's plays a tryIn "Titus Andronicus," a mother gets her son served up in a pie
Excess blood: Try to be brave and cut with a hammer. Titus Andronicus found his mother on the cake

You did this to me, mother!
My mother arrested me.

Aaah!
I was shocked! Apa

Legends, myths and fairy tales
Will make their readers shriek and wail
Legend, history: legend
Screaming readers

"Red Riding Hood" is pretty bizarre
Where a wolf dresses up as a girl's grandma
Cappuccinella Rossa is unusual
The wolf resembles the girl's grandmother

I've read Greek myths just like you sir
When they get beheaded, like Medusa
God, how do you read Greek mythology?
I cut off my head like a fish

And I read "Tortoise and the Hare,"
A tale of torture and despair!
That's why I read "Turtle".
Sad news and frustration.
FIGHT!
Total:

You haven't read that one, have you?
You haven't read it
Er... no
Which ...

If you read Dickens' "Oliver Twist," you'd shut the library door and lock it!
It's all about these homeless kids who learnt how to "pickpocket"!
If you can read Oliver Twist Diver, the library door is locked.
The goal is to have homeless children tested in their wallets.

Okay, I get it, that's enough!
Fiction should be banned!
Okay i got it.
It is forbidden to express an opinion.
But history books are just as bad!
Perhaps a rap will help you understand!
But they are just as bad as history books.
Maybe rape will help you find out.
(Juke, hit it.)
(Laughing now)

Just words, just words, just words
Bucket with shovel
It's just words, words, words
Cover to cover
Bound with a spine, word to your mother
The word mother is related to the spine
But books are the same, every story
A book, but the same is a story
To video games, they're just as gory
Great video games
Romeo, oh Romeo, Romeo is your homie-o
Romeo, oh Romeo, Romeo is your abode

To be or not to be, that's the question for a G!
Is there a problem?
"Huck Finn's Adventures" by Mark Twain.
Company in Hack Finca Mark Twain.
All these books are driving me insane.
All these books confused me.
So who should really get the blame?
Who is to blame?
Are books as bad as video-games?
Books are just as bad as video games.