Originally written by Alan Schoolcraft and Brent Simons.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.Would Metro Man have kept me waiting? Of course not! He was a pro!
Who's waiting for me on the subway? Of course not! He is an expert.Hey, Megamind! You're actually the guy I want to see. Also, there's a door here.
Hi Megan! I am the person I would like to meet. There is a door.Do you have any idea how Iong I waited for you?
Can you imagine how long I've waited?No, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying. Could you just, just shut up for one second? I'm trying to beat this Ievel.
No no no, I understand what you mean. Can you relax in your room? I tried to break this level.Were you even planning on showing up?
What's this?
Where did you get all this stuff?
I want to teach you
What is it?
where did you get all this from?It doesn't belong to me.
no starchYou stole it?
mumbaPretty cool, right?
it's OK?No, no, no, no! You're a hero!
No no no! I'm in loveBeing a hero is for losers! It's work, work, work, I only took the gig to get the girl, and it turns out Roxanne doesn't want anything to do with me.
Become Esola's hero. Work, work, work, I was looking for my baby and Roxana felt like she had nothing to do with me.
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Broken Translations
RandomImagine if the only way to understand all languages, particularly at once, is through AI translations such as from Google Translate. Lyrics, transcripts, speeches, all in this comedic flow of comedy to make you laugh 'till you're dead.