Broken Translations

The Bank Robbery (from The Dark Knight)

Originally written by Christopher and Jonathan Nolan.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.

Three of a kind, let's do this.
We have three colors.

That's it? Three guys?
bathroom? Three guys?

Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
The men are on the roof. Every child had his share. Five moves are enough.

Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Six stores. Remember the people you want to work with.

He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice. I know why they call him the Joker.
He believes that it can be avoided when cutting hair. That's why we're talking about jokes.

So why do they call him the Joker?
So why do we call it a joke?

I heard he wears makeup.
I want some cosmetics.

Makeup?
Tray?

Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Yes, harassment. Do you know what this war is like?

All right, everybody, hands up, heads down!
Quick, put your hands around your neck.
I said, hands up, heads down!
Losses. I came to the door.
Let's go, pal, I'm making a withdrawal here.
Come on, Dad, I'm working here again.
I said, hands up!
I asked him to raise his hand.

No!
in the air!

Here comes the silent alarm. And there it goes.
It is a sign of redemption. Continue.

Heads down!
lie
All right, tootsie, you're taking a dive with me.
Here you know with me.
Down! I said, stay down there!
letter. I asked him to stay here.

Don't hurt me!
Without pain

Funny, it didn't dial 911. It was trying to reach a private number.
Interestingly enough, I did not call an ambulance. I want to look at my number.

Is it a problem?
Is there a problem?

No, I'm done here.
No, done.

Sit down! Down!
You sat down! letter.

Down! I said, stay down there!
letter. I asked him to stay here.

Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands... other than holding on for dear life.
We don't want to do anything with your hands... without protecting your precious life.
On the ground! Stay on the ground!
down! Sit down.
Nobody make a move! Nobody! Stay down!
Nobody moves. Everybody! Fashion model

Yeah!
Until!
You have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!
When did you steal it? Your friends are dead.

He's out, right?
sincere, sincere?

What--?
Why or what...
Where did you learn to count?
Where do you want to learn to read?

They wired this thing up with like 5000 volts. What kind of bank does that?
Connect this item to 5000 volts. Which bank do you work at?

A Mob bank. I guess the Joker's as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
mafia banks. I think the clown said they were crazy. Where's the board?

Boss told me when the guy was done, I should take him out. One less share, right?
The manager asked me to give up my last child. A small part, right?

Funny, he told me something similar.
Interestingly enough, he told me the same thing.

He what? No! No!
What are you doing ? in the air! in the air!

That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he'd have us bring a bigger car.
It's a lot of money. If this prank succeeds, we'll get a great car.
I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
I think he asked me to kill a clown for money.

No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
No, no, no, no, I took the bus.

Bus driver? What bus driver?
Bus driver? Who is the bus driver?

School's out. Time to go. Cat's not getting up, is he?
Boarding school. It's time to fire her and move on. The cat won't stop, right?
That's a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
What happened to the rest of the guys?
What happened to the other men?

You think you're smart, huh? The guy that hired you... he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor... respect... Look at you. What do you believe in, huh? WHAT YOU YOU BELIEVE IN?!
You think you have power, right? Your boss will do the same for you. Oh, city terrorists trust us. Gloria... do you think so, do you think?

I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
I don't think it will affect you... it will surprise you.