Originally written by George Lucas.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.
It won't be long before the armies of the Republic track us here. I am sending you to the Mustafar system in the outer rim.
We will soon be followed by the Republican Army. I'll send you the Mosafe system from outside.
It is a volcanic planet. You will be safe there.
This is an explosive planet. You are safe.
Safe? Chancellor Palpatine managed to escape your grip, General. Without Count Dooku, I have doubts about your ability to keep us safe.
Of course. Palpatine's spokesman is not in your hands, General. I doubt he would save us.
Be thankful, Viceroy, you have not found yourself in my grip. Your ship is waiting.
Commander, thanks for finding me. Your ship is waiting
Hello there.
Hi
General Kenobi. You are a bold one. Kill him.
General Kenobi. If you're a good person, you're dead
Back away. I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.
In the past I would have told a big lie
Your move.
And your actions
You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.
Q Madness is JD Art in the clothing industry.
Attack, Kenobi.
Salmog, Kenobi.
Army or not, you must realize you are doomed.
You are not a soldier, you must know that you are lost.
I don't think so.
I do not think.
YOU ARE READING
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