Broken Translations

Snoke's Throne Room (from Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

Originally written by Rian Johnson.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.

Tied to a string, indeed, General Hux. Well done. The Resistance will soon be in our grasp.
Congratulations, we are on our way to training General Eagle.

Thank you, Supreme Leader.
Tak Amir.

You wonder why I keep a rabid cur in a such a place of power? The cur's weakness, properly manipulated... can be a sharp tool. How's your wound?
I want to know why am I so sorry? Weak substances, if used correctly, can produce bad products. How was it in the beginning?

It's nothing.
impossible

Hmm. The mighty Kylo Ren. When I found you... I saw what all masters live to see. Raw, untamed power. And beyond that, something truly special. The potential of your bloodline. A new Vader. Now I fear... I was mistaken.
Keira Lane. When I met you... I saw what all the gentlemen saw. Incredible creativity. It's also very special. hypertension. Young father. Now I'm afraid... I don't understand.

I've given everything I have to you. To the dark side.
I give you everything. Walk out of the darkness

Take that ridiculous thing off.
I refuse to laugh.
Yes, there it is. You have too much of your father's heart in you, young Solo.
Yes, a lonely boy, his father has many things in mind.

I killed Han Solo. When the moment came I, didn't hesitate.
You killed Sol here. I don't think the time is right.

And look at you, the deed split your spirit to the bone. You were unbalanced... Bested by a girl who had never held a lightsaber! You failed!!!
Here his work divides the soul into several bones. It's not good... living with a girl who doesn't normally go on vacation. Pakistani! !! !!
Skywalker lives. The seed of the Jedi Order lives. As long as it does, hope lives in the galaxy. I thought you would be the one to snuff it out. Alas, you're no Vader. You're just a child in a mask.
There are passengers. The seeds of the JD group are still alive. As long as there is always hope in the galaxy. I think you want to look this good. Wait, you're not a parent. Just a flat person.

Prepare my ship.
You repaired my boat.