Originally written by Alan Schoolcraft and Brent Simons.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.
Hey, Metro losers. This is Metro Tower. They say it's supposed to be a symbol of our city's strength. But for me, it's a reminder of the day this woman ferociously ripped out my heart. And I hate reminders!
Loss of bars in the subway. This is an underground tower. It must therefore be a symbol of the strength of our city. But it reminded me of the day my mother stole my heart in anger. I don't like to remember.
Help!
I will help you!
Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal.
Please don't. I know there are better things, e.g.
You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody, even when it's not there. You're Iiving a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!
Be so beautiful, Loki. Even if you don't, you can see it in your dreams. England has no Easter bunny, no magic tooth, no queen. This is the real world: we want to wake up.
You dare challenge Megamind?
Can you imagine fighting a giant deer?
This town isn't big enough for two super-villains!
There is no place for two villains in this town.
Oh, you're a villain all right! Just not a super one!
You are the real arsonist. Not just good!
Yeah? What's the difference?
Unpleasant? What is the difference?
YOU ARE READING
Broken Translations
RandomImagine if the only way to understand all languages, particularly at once, is through AI translations such as from Google Translate. Lyrics, transcripts, speeches, all in this comedic flow of comedy to make you laugh 'till you're dead.
