Broken Translations

And I thought my jokes were bad (from The Dark Knight)

Originally written by Christopher and Jonathan Nolan.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.

And I thought my jokes were bad.
I mean my ugly joke.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
Tell me why I didn't come looking for him.

How 'bout a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
like magic. I'll take this pen.
Ta-daa! It's...it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn't cheap. You ought to know, you bought it.
Until! She's leaving! Unfortunately the same clothes. It's not expensive. You know, I understand.

That's it.
It's fantastic.

I want to hear, proposition.
I wanted to hear it, and I heard it.

Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did-did your balls drop off, hm? You see, a guy like me...
Turn on the clock after a year. These police officers and lawyers did not dare to follow their example. what happened? You threw the ball, didn't you? Have you ever seen someone like me?

A freak.
Very much

... A guy like me... look, listen, I know why you choose to have your little "group therapy sessions" in broad daylight, I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman. See, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent... he's just the beginning, and as for th-the television's so-called "plan", Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know squealers when I see them, and...
... people like me ... listen, listen, find out why you took "group drugs" in the evening because you are afraid of going out at night. You know, Batman shows Gotham which way. Sadly, Dent... is just the beginning of what's being called "politics" on television, which Batman has no control over. Listen and scream. When I see signs, then...

What do you propose?
what to say?

It's simple. We, uh...kill the Batman.
it's very easy. Let's kill Batman.

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
If so, why not do it yourself?

If you're good at something, never do it for free.
If you're good at something, don't stop.

So, how much you want?
Just the way you want it.

Half.
half.

You're crazy.
yes crazy

I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, uh, little "Gambol?" here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
I don't have an IAM. If we don't meet now, will there be a "ball" as soon as possible? He cannot find his grandfather Nike here.

Enough from the clown!
One mistake is enough.

Ah-ah. Let's not blow this out of proportion.
Oh, oh, we just learned that.

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!
You think you can steal our money and go?

Yeah.
Until.

I'm putting the word out: five hundred grand for this clown dead, a million alive so I can teach him some manners first.
I already said that.

Ah, uh...all right. So listen, why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here is...my...card. Mm-hm.
It's fantastic. So listen, if you want to take something serious, why don't you call me? This is... my card... er.