Originally written by Gerry Swallow
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830
Weighing in at nearly two and a half tons, the Gorgosaur measured roughly 26 feet from the tip of his tail to the top of his noggin, and if you like teeth, he's got teeth. 60 of them, and razor sharp. Perfect for tearing through flesh and splintering bones.
It weighs about two and a half tons, is 26 feet long from tail to head, and has teeth if you like. 60 of them have spikes. Ideal for cutting meat and turning bones.
His powerful legs propel him to blazing speeds of up to... well, no one really knows, but he certainly was faster than you.
His strong legs support him... with the speed of fire, no one knows, but he is probably faster than you.
He was equipped with an uncanny sense of smell, razor sharp vision, and two tiny little arms. He--
It gave it a strange smell, a sharp look, little wings. number -
I'm sorry. Seriously, I mean, what's up with that? I mean--
Sorry. sincerely? what happened i thought...
Okay, sorry, wait. I have to compose myself. Okay.
Sorry, I have to check. No.
The Gorgosaurus had a large brai--
Gorgor's courage is enormous.
I'm sorry, I can't take him seriously with those tiny little baby hands. I mean, look at him, he's so cute. Okay, I'm sorry, sorry.
Unfortunately, these little hands cannot be taken seriously. very good. Ease, patience, perseverance.
But make no mistake, despite his comically miniature arms... he was a very good eater, able to consume hundreds of pounds of meat in a single feeding.
But when that happens, they have fun... they eat a lot, they eat hundreds of pounds of meat.
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