Originally written by Mel Brooks.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.
Have you found them yet?
Did you find him?
No, Lord Helmet, they're still not on the scanner.
No, sir, helmets are not enough.
Well, keep looking for them.
So it's about amber.
Pardon me, sir. I just had an idea. Corporal, punch up the video cassette of Spaceballs: The Movie!
Excuse me, sir, I just have an idea. Download video from the video Body, Space.
Yes, sir.
Yes sir
Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?
Colonel Sandros. i can sing
Yes, sir.
Yes sir
How can there be a video cassette of Spaceballs: The Movie? We're still in the middle of making it.
What about video or satellite bullets? Movie: Okay.
That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing.
Sir, it's on the main news screen.
There has?
Apolipoprotein
Yes. "Instant cassettes." They're out in stores before the movie is finished.
Until. Hold down until the "Quick Cassette" video is finished.
Naaah...
What to do
Here it is, sir! Spaceballs!
This is my lord. Call the place
Good work, corporal. Punch it up.
Good work, body. killed.
Started much too early. Prepare to fast forward!
It started very early. Get ready for a quick walk.
Preparing to fast forward.
Get ready for a quick walk.
Fast forward!
Fast delivery!
Fast forwarding, sir!
Hurry up, sir.
No no no, go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again.
No, no, I miss you. Go to this section. Stop playing!
Try here. Stop.
stop here
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
When can you see what's going to happen in the movie?
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
See, sir. What happens is happening now.
Well, what happened to then?
What happened then?
We passed it.
I passed
When?
canas?
Just now. We're at now-now.
Change is all around us now
Well, go back to then!
Let's go back to that time.
When?
canas?
Now!
So what!
Now?
At the same time
Yes!
Until!
I can't.
impossible.
Why not?
Why stop
We missed it.
I miss you
When?
canas?
Just now.
We ask
When will "then" be "now"?
when when"
Soon.
Benicole
How soon?
What is speed?
Sir!
The Sims.
What?
canas?
We've identified their location.
We found them.
Where?
I do not do:
It's the moon of Vega.
It's Vegan.
Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
I did. Go to class and get ready for our arrival.
When?
canas?
1900 hours, sir.
1900 hours, sir.
By high noon tomorrow, they shall be our prisoners.
Our prisoner will be here tomorrow night.
Who?!
The World Health Organization? !!
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