Why So Serious? (from The Dark Knight)

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Originally written by Christopher and Jonathan Nolan.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
Do you want to know how I got this injury?
My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
My father is an alcoholic. One night he was even crazier than before.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not... one... bit.
The woman took a kitchen knife to protect herself. they don't like it. No, somehow...
So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?"
He smiled and pulled out a knife. He turned to me and said, why was he taking it so seriously?
He comes at me with the knife. "Why so SERIOUS?!"
He quickly grabbed my knife. "why so serious ?!"
He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face!"
The newspaper showed me his face, "I smiled at that face."
Aaaand... Why so serious?.
Oh... why is it so hard?

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