Originally written by Britt Allcroft, with additional improvised lines by Neil Crone.
Google Translated by @SteamFan3830.Ah-ha! There's the blue puffball, and look who he's with! Splodge, Come and destroy!
Yes! The ball is blue, we see which one. He drowned and broke.No, you do it yourself!
No, you did it yourselfWe don't like you!
We don't love youYeah, we mean that!
Yes, we have something to say.Emphatically!
Kaw!Yeah. What does that mean?
YesI have no idea.
I do not know.It's a good word.
That's a good word.Run, Lady! Quickly! And I'm going to help you!
Carrick's work. I will help you immediatelySo am I my Lady. I'll not let you down again.
My wife too. Do not leave me.Ah, who needs you, Splodge?
Oh, you wanna go like this?Watch out for the viaduct, it's dangerous!
There is a risk that theft will be prevented.AHH!
I was shocked! ApaWhat's the matter?
it happened to youLady. That engine's name is Lady! She's part of the clue to the source of the...
Original name: part of the original idea
Gold dust!
Hard money.AHH!!!
A-A-A !!!Now I'll get you, Burnett Stone.
Pedra Barnet. I'll give it to you today.No, you won't, because the magic you refuse to believe in will get the better of you.
No, they don't believe it because they refuse to create the spell.You can run, but you can't hide! Right, Pinchy? Hahahaha! Pinchy's hungry!
It can be manipulated, but it cannot be hidden. Writing, shouting? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we're all hungry.Oh! Get back!
I was shocked! How do you do it!Come on, Lady.
Here is motherComing, Puffball! Hahahahaha! Look out! Here I come! Duck, Pinchy! Hahahahaha!
come and see! Hahahahaha! : Warning! Duck, wake up! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!I like my lunch steamed! Hahahahaha! Grrrrr!
I like hot food. Hahahaha!Pretty fast, for a puffball.
Give me the ball.Well Lady, this is your Shining Tim, too.
Mrs. Bravo, this is your best team.I hope so!
I grew up!Come on Lady! Little engines can do big things!
Come on mom. Small machines can do many things.Well done Thomas! Well done!
Brava Thomas. IntroductionAh, oh! Ooh, what's going on?! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, hold it! AHHHH!!!
Sir! No, what's the problem? !!!Puffball! Teapot! Tin kettle!
FF on. Consider bank tokens.Unh! Oh well. Nice time of the year for a cruise. Hahahah.
United Nations! Happy New Year. Egg

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