Operation: Golden Girls

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Nicole POV

We arrived at the place where my Cruiser was.  "Ugh!  Of course those two frat brats drove your car to a biker bar!"  Wynonna said when she realised where we were.

"Yeah, well, maybe they're friendly bikers hosting a Golden Girls Trivia Night."  I suggested.  We got to my Cruiser and saw Bunny.

She banged on the window and said.  "Get me outta here, you white-trash tart!!."

"You're feeling better.  Try your handle."  Wynonna suggested as I looked in the wheel.

"I am!!"  She yelled.

"It doesn't open from the inside.  It's a safety feature.  Haven't you been arrested, like, 500 times?!"  I said grabbing the box.

"Not the time, Nicole!"  She bit back.

"Luckily, I always have a spare key."  I said getting the key out I put it in but it strapped in the hole.

"You are some kind of moron, Haught!"  Bunny screamed.

Wynonna got out peacemaker and pointed it at the window, I pulled it down.  "Whoa! Bullet could ricochet and hit Bunny."  I said.

"I'm willing to take the risk."  Wynonna pointed peacemaker again. 

"Or us."  I then said and she holstered peacemaker.

"Okay.  Why don't we just call the fire department?  They can pop the door off."  Wynonna suggested.

"No!!"  I suddenly said.

"What?"  She asked.

"Do not do that.  They'll never let us sheriffs live it down.  Okay, so we need a better idea."  I said.

"We go in and find Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Douche, we're in and out five minutes, tops.  If we get the keys, she'll never notice, we're good to go.  Let's go."  Wynonna replied we went around the back of the car.

"Don't leave me in here, you sons of bitches!  You are gonna hear from my lawyer!!"  Bunny shouted after us.

We headed to the front door at peaked inside seeing all the Revenants.  "Peacemaker?"  I asked.

"We're outnumbered."  She replied.

"We don't want Bunny to think we went in guns blazing."  I said. We snuck in the back of the bar and kept low and found the guys tied up on the bar.

"Well, well, well. Looks like today is our lucky day. Seems the would-be sheriff and the heir have decided to join us for a little drink." A Revenant said.

"We were dumb to think we could pull a fast one on you. But I can tell you're men of sport. And, you know, where's the sport in ripping Dumb and Doucher to shreds?"  Wynonna said as we stood up.

"What are you proposin'?"  The Revenant asked.

"I'm proposing that you let them go, and... you and me and, uh, Deputy Haught to Trot here have ourselves a little contest."  Wynonna proposed.

"What are you good at?"  The Revenant asked.

"Golden Girls Trivia." I said.

"Drinking."  Wynonna said simultaneously.

"You really wanna challenge me to a drinking contest?"  The Revenant asked.

"Mm-hmm.  I do.  And... if we win, then you let us go." Wynonna replied.

"What happens when I win?" He asked.

"Then you... get to... kill us." She replied.

"You could've just offered them cash." I said.

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